I know this is terrible and all, but KFC set the bar pretty high (low?) with their 'Famous Bowls', which Patton Oswalt described pretty accurately, though he failed to mention that they also top it with cheese.

I'm only somewhat ashamed to admit that, once I overcame the initial fear and repulsion...they're actually quite good.

Here come the lunchguns, courtesy of Patton Oswalt:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Patton-Oswalt-on-the-KFC-Famous-bowls

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I wonder if the lame dunderhead twat who wrote this (if she is real) is drowning herself in some KFC's famous bowls. If not, I would recommend exactly that... a bowl of despair covered with I give up.

His rant on the KFC Famous Bowls is priceless.

favorite patton bit is his kentucky friend chicken famous-bowls rant on his 2007 cd.

i laugh every single time i hear it, independent of where i am or whats going on in my life at that moment.

"I just want kind of a light brown hillock of glop"

I actually went out and bought a Famous Bowl after seeing this.

Let's just say everything did not come out well in the end.