I feel like that guy too, because my job is shaving dog testicles.

Or might as well be for all the respect I get at work. <sigh>

And yeah, this stuff really does apply to talking to women in general -- actually to people in general.

I don't know what has changed more: my feelings towards cleavage, or my feelings towards dog testicles

Hahahaha wow, epic fail for sure. Seriously, who in their right mind wants to see shaved dog testicles at all? They don't even get that crazy on discovery channel!