I don't remember it ever sounding like this, and I installed it off of 8 or so diskettes when it first came out -- a Comp USA purchase, I believe.

"Brushing aside the folds of her nightgown she used the object to insert into her vagina, masturbating with it...

...But notice it's resemblance to (the) computer diskette, a thin square wafer, the Eucharist of the processing era."

That's some hot geekpr0n right there.

Played all of those -- one of them on floppy, one from a Telnet download and the rest of them (up to Sam & Max on) on diskettes before people started calling diskettes floppys. Fuckin' hell, Zak McKraken and the Alien Mind Benders was one of the hardest and coolest adventure games of the bunch. I defy you to beat it without cheating. And Loom! Holy awesome, an adventure game using music -- loved it! All of them. I won't even bother commenting on the rest, because they're all well-known classics. (Except maybe the Dig, which was good, but too serious for me.)

But what about Grim Fandango?

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did you try inserting it into your A: drive? I think that's where organs go, now that 5 1/4 diskettes are (recently) obsolete.

Were they not originally called a 'Diskette' ?

I was going through my garage the other day and found a box of unsed, still wrapped 5 1/4" Floppies.