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SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
French Accordion Tango

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Bumble Bee Blues

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Walking Spanish

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Everybody Needs Somebody to Love

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Rollin' And Tumblin'

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I'm An Asshole (fuck you denis leary)

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
quando quando quando

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Subterranean Homesick Blues

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Comme Un Garcon

WHAT IS 2+2?
Lombelico Del Mondo

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Goodnight Vienna

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Your Neighborhood Spaceman

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Positively 4th Street

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
My Blue Heaven

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
The Witch (Alternate Take)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Knock On Wood

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Raspryagayte khloptsy koni

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Passport

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
She's alright

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
John Henry

WHATS THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Je T'aime Moi Non Plus

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Aa Dekhe Zara

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Get an Ugly Woman to Marry You

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
We'll Meet Again

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Burma Shave

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
You Never Even Call Me By My Name

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Dies, Nox Et Omnia

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Vertigogo

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Grapefruit moon

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
willie mae

This makes sense once you remember that she went to college with Denis Leary.

I dunno, maybe Jerry was joking, but it sure looked like being a douche and then trying to rescue it by putting it over the top to me. Not funny at all. Mind you, I'm not his biggest fan, so maybe I am biased. If it had been Denis Leary, I would have probably found it funny. OTOH, Denis Leary is funny, and very funny when he is "outraged". But it probably would have all got beeped out...

You can find Denis Leary's Asshole here:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dennis-Leary-Im-an-Asshole-Possibly-NSFW

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Insipid. Makes me think of the Dennis Leary bit " I want the shiny people over here, and the happy people over there, because I represent the angry shotgun toting meat eating people" Ooh someone post that. I'm an a$$hole?"

You can find Denis Leary's Asshole here:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dennis-Leary-Im-an-Asshole-Possibly-NSFW

First of all, this is some damn funny stuff.

OK, what the hell. Everytime there is a thing about Starbucks, someone posts about "I wouldn't pay $5 for a cup of coffee!", full of righteous indignation. Guess what? Coffee doesn't cost $5 at Starbucks. I like coffee. I like both Tim Hortons (I am in Canada) and Starbucks coffee. They both taste great. Coffee at most other places is usually mediocre, and most of it out there is crap. Yeah, that place right around the corner for 50 cents makes and tastes like 50 cents of crap. The same people complaining about coffee prices usually have no problems paying $8 for a highball at the bar that cost them about a buck to create, if that.

I buy a large size (yeah, screw whatever they call their sizes) and saying large doesn't confuse them, they grab the large/venti cup, just fine. Tim Hortons charges $1.79 for their large and I pay $1.99 for one at Starbucks. I have no problem ranting about dumb stuff (like their size names), but people going on and on about "overpriced" and "$5" cups of coffee really just wear me down.

I really like that Kid From Brooklyn coffee rant. Same with Denis Leary's one. But let's stop the other exaggeration stuff. And this one was still damn funny.