I was expecting him to defecate in the corner at some point. Seemed like the next logical option.

They should have defecated on them before burning - that would have made the smell far better.

Ah, yes, Ventura touches on the very reason torture should not be justified. It's not because it causes unpleasantness, it's because it causes victims to lie. A tool such as that CANNOT be justified by ANY government, because the power to cause someone to lie for you is the power to control history... Does anyone remember Room 101?

Supposedly the Republicans are against big government, yet they defend a tool of power such as torture? I don't think they even know what big government is. Fiscal policies are the clothing of big government, but what about what's underneath, such as the big dick of war and the anus of inhumane justification?

I'm coining a new term: The big dick and defecating anus of government.

"The delightfully named "Me So Holy" app was rejected by Apple on the basis that you could take a snapshot of yourself and crop it onto figures of Jesus or other religious figures, which it felt some people might find "objectionable."

The developer, Benjamin Kahle, was rather upset by the rejection and posted the following on his blog:

"Our question is, is religion really to be placed in the same category as these violent apps? Sex, urine, and defecation don't seem to be off-limits, yet a totally non-violent, religion-based app is." "

(via EscapistMagazine.com)

The Onion

OPINION
This New Toilet Paper Is So Soft And Absorbent!

By Ted Roman
Amazed Customer
May 3, 2000 | Issue 36•16

You probably won't believe me when I tell you that new Cushy™-brand bathroom tissue is the softest, most absorbent bathroom tissue you'll ever try. Heck, I was skeptical at first, too! Even after learning about Cushy's™ specially quilted "Moistu-Weave" inlay, I still thought, "Come on! How much better could one bathroom tissue be than another?" But once you've felt for yourself the heavenly sensation of a folded-up wad of Cushy™ sliding across your excrement-smeared anus, you're sure to agree: Cushy™ is the most luxurious tissue you'll ever wipe your ass with!

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And Cushy™ is more than just the most absorbent product ever designed, manufactured, and marketed for the purpose of wiping human waste from the rectal region; it's also the softest. I can't believe how good it feels pressed up against my asshole! Sure, I thought the leading brand was good, but after trying Cushy™, I could scarcely believe the difference! Compared to the sumptuous comfort of Cushy™, the leading brand feels like a portable electric belt-sander grinding my ass down to a chafed and bloody pulp! Wiping with Cushy™, on the other hand, feels as if the defecation residue between my legs is being spirited away on the back of a pillowy-soft cartoon cloud! It's enough to make a person open up a window and shout to the world, "Shit, I Love This Ass-Paper!®"

Cushy™ goes the extra mile to make sure my anus feels pampered like a dainty princess. That's because Cushy™'s not just about getting your ass free of shit particles. It's about treating your entire backside to a feeling of cushiony goodness. It's what the good folks at Global Tetrahedron Forestries, manufacturers of Cushy™, like to call "T.A.C."–Total Asshole Comfort.™ Doesn't your asshole deserve a little T.A.C.?

Your anal region, from your ass cheeks to your dilated sphincter to the interior of your anal column itself, works hard for you each day. Isn't it time you gave a little something back? With Cushy™, my asshole feels as if it's being gently wafted skyward on a freshly scented summer breeze! Try getting that level of comfort from those bargain brands!

Do the other brands offer patented three-ply quilted comfort? Are they lightly perfumed and softened with soothing aloe-based moisturizing lotions? Do they offer Cushy™'s exclusive "Complete Asshole Guarantee®"? Of course not. Whether you've got a thin, runny liquid, a huge, bulky chunk, or even one of those hard-to-wipe, viscous-sludge-type defecations, Cushy™ not only has the absorbency needed to wipe your ass completely free of sticky, after-shit smears and stains; it's gentle enough to make your puckered butthole feel like the King of Siam, reclining on a mound of the finest silk pillows in all of Asia.

Sure, Cushy™ costs a bit more than less ass-pampering brands, but my ass is worth it! Cushy™ is so soft, sometimes I want to take a shit even when I don't have to! Once you've seen for yourself how wonderful, how majestic, how truly awe-inspiring this new bathroom tissue is, you'll know why people say, "Cushy™... You're Gonna Shit Your Pants!©"

>> ^qbert:
Oh yes, that's what the war in Afghanistan is about, killing brown people. Sure! I mean, the Taliban "aren't exactly feminists", as this exceptionally morally-discerning creature has noted, but it's not like they refused to turn OBL over for trial after he murdered 3000 innocent people from 80 different countries, its not like the Taliban crushed the minds and souls of hundreds of thousands of innocents under a steel fist of barbarism, and defecated, just for good measure, on the treasures of Bamyan. These Taliban, they are misunderstood, and just because they treat cattle better than women, and believe that democracy and tolerance are evil, this doesn't mean we can't negotiate.


The Taliban did offer to turn over OBL if the USA would only give them evidence of his involvement. They never did, and I doubt it exists. OBL was the boogy man for an inside job. 9/11 was an attack from within.

I'm also tired of people being called "terrorists" when all they're doing is fighting against the uninvited army occupying their nation.

We haven't achieved shit in Afghanistan, and we never will.

Because we will always use military methods to solve our perceived problems, and that is, in and of itself, the real problem.

Oh yes, that's what the war in Afghanistan is about, killing brown people. Sure! I mean, the Taliban "aren't exactly feminists", as this exceptionally morally-discerning creature has noted, but it's not like they refused to turn OBL over for trial after he murdered 3000 innocent people from 80 different countries, its not like the Taliban crushed the minds and souls of hundreds of thousands of innocents under a steel fist of barbarism, and defecated, just for good measure, on the treasures of Bamyan. These Taliban, they are misunderstood, and just because they treat cattle better than women, and believe that democracy and tolerance are evil, this doesn't mean we can't negotiate.

> Deafening more like Defeating

Defeating more like Defecating
.... I see what you did!

Brahma, Vishnu, or Shiva? I need to know which one to worship so I can start understanding good and evil. Otherwise, I'm just stranded here, wondering how to tie my shoes and comb my hair.

I'm nothing without a divine invisible authoritarian to tell me exactly how to live my life. Without a god in my life, I feel like I could just rape a nun with a soldering iron, then defecate on a kitten while scraping uteri with wire hangers. Or eat at Wendy's and go to work, then watch videos on a sifting site. Either way, I need to know how my robotic overlord wants me to behave. How would I ever figure it out on my own? Impossible, I tell you. Impossible!

>> ^quantumushroom:
Without God, there is no good or evil. Everything is permitted.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'mall, security, camera, shit, poop, crap, defecate' to 'mall, security, camera, shit, poop, crap, defecate, bank' - edited by Grimm

Tags for this video have been changed from 'mall, security, camera' to 'mall, security, camera, shit, poop, crap, defecate' - edited by MarineGunrock

I smell a cozy little circle jerk coming on, squuze me whilst I defecate on and around it, and leave my fucking scent...

...someone needs some bush....some real bush.

The unnecessary defecation tag is wrong... clearly it was necessary, just not effective.

By the time he defecated, it was already too late...they had already smelled it.
^now THAT is the first and last time I will ever type that sentence.

I happened upon this list in another community forum. It seemed most appropriate to post it here on this thread:


"The Iconology of Farts"

Basic icon: (_o_) = human bum

(_~_) = short fart

(_s_) = silent fart

(_?_) = who farted?

(_V_) = vibrato fart

(_cC_) = crescendo fart

(_Pp_) = piananissimo fart

(_*_) = knock out fart

(_!_) = surprise fart

(___O___) = fart from a big bum

(_~___) = lopsided fart

(_rat a tat_) = machine gun fart

(_B_) = bomb fart

(_s~~~~_) = stink fart

(_$_) = rich man fart

(_^_) = bend then fart

(__) = right angled fart

(_&_) = collective fart

(_+_) = fart while defecating

(_;_) = pause fart

(_ctrl_) = controlled fart

(_tab_) = fart here and there

(_X_) = fart put on hold

(_@_) = explosive fart