Yeah it's too bad sarcasm doesn't translate well in cyberspace.

The vote seems to be unanimous in the negative. I say no to drugs, and ignoring buttons too. As long as were in Cyberspace, I don't like the idea of people ignoring others stupidity. Because when they get off the computer and go back to Meatspace they still have to listen to others stupidity.

Thanks. I'm also a fan of his annual "Year in Review" columns. If you like more Dave, don't forget about his books, such as:
Dave Barry in Cyberspace
Dave Barry's Guide to Marriage and/or Sex
Dave Barry turns 50
Dave Barry's Money Secrets (like: Why Is there an Eyeball on the Dollar?)
Big Trouble
Tricky Business
those last two are novels. Big Trouble was good, haven't read the second one yet.

Sumner Redstone, who art chairman of Viacom, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in cyberspace as it is on cable tv. Give us this day our Daily Show; and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trespass against us; and lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from O'Reilly. For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory associated with fake news, for ever and ever. Amen.

see, there was this movie called Lawnmower Man.
it was all about Virtual Reality and THE FUTURE. You see, Vitrual Reality could magically make a retart into an evil super genius who becomes one with the computer netwroks in cyberspace.
Thsi movie was a box office smash in 1992.
seriously.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104692/