1. Micheal Land - "Rollercoaster of Death (mix)"
A so-so remix of a Monkey Island track. Not off to a good start!

2. Vangelis - "The Little Fete"
Booooring. Insta-skip.

3. Taika - "Shining in the Darkness - Down in the Dungeon Just Creatures and Me"
A remix of music from some game I've never played, from OCRemix.org

4. Ray Lynch - "Ivory"
Too slow for my mood. Skip!

5. Judas Priest - "Leather Rebel [Live]"
Not his best stuff... skip.

6. Captain Dan - "7 Seas"
Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew perform authentic pirate hip hop.
"Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, bitch!"
Awesome

7. Mazedude - "Super Metroid Norfair Deathmarch"
I love mazedude's tracks, but Norfair is kinda slow. Another from OCRemix.org

8. FFmusicDJ - "Hidden Palace Future"
Sonic 2 remix, gets off to a slow start, but speeds up eventually. OCRemix.org

9. whoever made the music for Sonic 2 - "Hill Top"
Original music from the Hill Top Zone. Yay!

10. Yo-Yo Ma - "Samambaia"
A resounding "meh"


I have a lot of music that I don't like thanks to Napster (the new, legal one). But I'm too lazy to actually sort them out (there are a couple thousand at least), so I end up skipping a lot of tracks.

Looks cool, but is this for real? This is the Onion after all. According to the interwebs, there was going to be a movie, then that was canceled or something, and baby jesus took over the white house with nothing but a chainsaw and a couple propane tanks while Captain Dan & the Scurvy Crew were singing authentic pirate hip-hop in the background and Elzar brought out his spice weasel and was all like "Let's knock this scene up a notch. BAM!" as he squeezed the spice weasel into Gore Vidal's crème brûlée, which was still on fire because Wikipedia said this: "In November 2007, President Sean Mills told Wikinews that the movie is a dead project. Although the studio Fox Searchlight has an option to release it on DVD, there are currently no plans to do so. Everyone involved in the project from the writers, to the directors to the studios, decided the material simply was not working. However the trailer appears on the DVD for The Darjeeling Limited. Because of the trailer's recent appearance on the DVD for the Darjeeling Limited, there is some speculation that the movie will be released on DVD later in 2008."