Could this commentary be any worse? It's almost comedic.

At the beginning I thought it was a really slow translation - but then I was thinking *wtf - this makes no sense - there's no way the announcer can hear them say that - and they're not saying that in the ring...

edit: oOoOo - I get it. It's Bas Rutten giving a commentary on the fight after the fight. AHhhh...all clear to me now.

Well then...he better not quit his day job. He certainly won't find a job as a play-by-play announcer.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bas-Rutten-Ba-Da-Bang-Bang-Bang-short-edited-version-o

Thank you for the promote.

In reply to this comment by Sarzy:
First of all, this definitely belongs in *wtf.

Second, this is bizarrely hilarious and deserves a *promote.

Haha, yeah, some of that self-defense stuff can be intense, although I've gotta say I enjoy more light-hearted stuff along the lines of Rutten's instructional, that stuff cracks me up.

Do you remember who/where this instructor was? If you do, you could message me privately if you want. The BJJ world is relatively small, especially for instructors and high-level belts, maybe I might know him.

Bas Rutten is a legend among MMA fighters. He says stuff like this mostly for comedic effect. He's a psycho, but he's a smart psycho.

@boom: Rogan's a brown belt in BJJ under Eddie Bravo, so yeah, he generally knows his stuff, especially for grappling. I still don't like him screaming, "HE'S ROCKED" every time somebody lands any punch that isn't a jab.

IMO, Bas Rutten is by far the most amusing and interesting commentator in MMA.