I'm not sure what we're doing here, because I couldn't read the description for all the sexy Pink Floyd butts. It's like asking me to study when I'm drunk or babysit while getting a hummer. I simply cannot do one for the distraction of the other.

So, whoever it is that's being congratulated, I'm sure you're awesome, but... comfortably numb over here.

Sandra used to babysit my friend and his sister. Can't even imagine. Mclean VA my friends, the place of dreams.

>> ^nadabu:
>> ^Jaace:
And this is why I haven't dropped 10 bucks to go see this movie.

I don't ever drop 10 bucks on a movie. Academy theater down the street blows the big chains out of the water. Reasonable concessions (including pizza from Flying Pie next door, salads, good beer, etc), very comfy chairs, lax policies about bringing your own food, and even reasonably priced babysitting available upstairs (with RSVP). All for a whopping 3.50 per person. Yeah, it's a second run theater, but i can wait a few months for any movie to be able to see it there.


that sounds awesome. i hate the no outside food/drink policy at regular theaters.

>> ^Jaace:
And this is why I haven't dropped 10 bucks to go see this movie.


I don't ever drop 10 bucks on a movie. Academy theater down the street blows the big chains out of the water. Reasonable concessions (including pizza from Flying Pie next door, salads, good beer, etc), very comfy chairs, lax policies about bringing your own food, and even reasonably priced babysitting available upstairs (with RSVP). All for a whopping 3.50 per person. Yeah, it's a second run theater, but i can wait a few months for any movie to be able to see it there.

When I was a little kid, my aunt used to listen to Cat Stevens over and over when she'd babysit us. I loved it then and I love it even more now. Great music.

When I was a little kid, my aunt used to listen to Cat Stevens over and over when she'd babysit us. I loved it then and I love it even more now. Great music.

This clip reminded me of:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=go%20to%20bread

Go to bed. From The Simpsons episode My Sister, My Sitter. Lisa is babysitting Bart and tells him to go to bed, but soon finds Bart eating bread in the kitchen claiming he thought she said "Go to bread".
Lisa: I thought I told you to go to bed!
Bart: Yeah right, bread. You said: go to bread.

Lisa: (clenching her teeth) I said, go to bed!

Bart: Yeah. Go to bread.

Lisa: B-E-D! BED!

Bart: Ohhhhh, bed! Ohh! Anything you say, sis!

Lisa: (growls) (twitches her eye)

im the bitter single mom with the troubled past. i will alienate you with overt sexuality and sleep with you if you pay my bills and babysit my kids.

This reminds me of a really unfortunate babysitting night when I decided to bring Wii bowling and the rest is... another $2000 for a new tv.

dystopianfuturetoday,

there is no reason that all three cannot be married to each other. e.g. the man married to both women, and each woman married to both the other man and other woman. then, you would have 3 marriages between three people. complicated? maybe. but that doesn't mean it shouldn't be illegal.

what if someone meets their soul mate, and they are happily married. something tragic happens and one of them is paralyzed. rather than divorce them and find someone else as some would, the disabled partner, out of their undying love of their partner tells them to remarry. out of his own undying love, he doesn't want to divorce his soul mate so he finds another wife but remains married to his soul mate. the new wife is understanding and not jealous. she had a husband too, but he was wrongly accused of murder and ended up in jail so she can be with him mentally but not physically. for this reason, she stays married to him but takes the new relationship on the urging of her husband in jail. etc. etc.

or theres a man who is married to his wife for 40 years before he realizes hes actually gay. he loves his wife so he doesn't want to divorce her. the wife realizes that she likes two guys at the same time, so they decided look for a third partner to kill two birds with one stone. kinky as hell, ya. but why would you want to take that away from them if thats what makes them happy?

or theres a couple who is infertile. they want to have a baby together more than anything. one of their close friends is a single mother. the mother goes on vacation for a year and they babysit the kid. they grow attached and ask the mother to raise it together. all three love the baby deeply, and all three decide to be its parents under one house to help it get the best life it can. they were already good friends and physically attracted to each other, and eventually fall in love. the married couple eventually proposes to the single mother.

theres a million ways it could make sense. i'm not into it just like i'm not into gay marriage but i would die before i oppress someone and tell them who to marry and who not to marry.

Yeah, sorry about that
I don't know why it doesn't get picked up when submitting the video.
Typing in fey conan in search only showed two videos, yours & the other one.

In reply to this comment by gourmetemu:
Curses, judging by the vote counts. I make better titles. So I got that going for me

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sorry, dupe of:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tina-Fey-on-Conan-OBrien-1028-12
*discard

Hello, you recently voted for a video of mine (Sarah Palin offers Bristol to Babysit for Tina Fey) which ended up being a dupe of the unsifted video: http://www.videosift.com/video/Tina-Fey-on-Conan-OBrien-1028-12

Hello, you recently voted for a video of mine (Sarah Palin offers Bristol to Babysit for Tina Fey) which ended up being a dupe of the unsifted video: http://www.videosift.com/video/Tina-Fey-on-Conan-OBrien-1028-12

Hello, you recently voted for a video of mine (Sarah Palin offers Bristol to Babysit for Tina Fey) which ended up being a dupe of the unsifted video: http://www.videosift.com/video/Tina-Fey-on-Conan-OBrien-1028-12

Hello, you recently voted for a video of mine (Sarah Palin offers Bristol to Babysit for Tina Fey) which ended up being a dupe of the unsifted video: http://www.videosift.com/video/Tina-Fey-on-Conan-OBrien-1028-12