From the mouths of babes comedians...

I want this on while I'm having sex. Augment reality so my wife is... well, whoever I want her to be. This means you don't even need to factor looks into a marriage. Just always live in augmented reality. Like, "Hey babe, you can be a feminist now and not wear make up or ever do your hair again! Just let me wear this ALLLLLL the time." Sorry... I'm ahead of myself and technology. And my wife.

it needs a weight on the handle, always happy.
*edit*
my goodness what a babe!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cRIaO11RUw

BABE MAGNET!

Female Salmon: Why dont you stop and ask for directions?
Male Salmon: Damnit Babe, for the last time, I know where I'm going.

*promote



OK, so the guy is a little annoying. But, he loved El Farolito, I am so excited to see them. If you ever go there are actually two El Farolitos on twenty forth street... the one down twenty fourth is where all the babes go, go there. I am so happy that I no longer pass that place drunk, it got me in trouble. I mean that is why I think I like the one down the street better... because I wont have to squeeze my ass down that little corridor. I swear, El Farolito made me FAT. The nachos are insane, I never knew nachos could be so good... really good chips, with super thick white cheese, really good good salsa, jalapenos, sourcream, beans, guacamole... for five bucks you could feed your whole family that shit. Who cares about any one elses cultural food? Carne Asada Quesdilla with jalapenos... Fuck Poncha Villa. Get the rice out of those burritos. Eris Satie.... FTW.

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>> ^dag:

In the future, gender will be a choice on the level of what to major in at school. People will change gender multiple times in their life.


I think a certain level of that might be true, but some of that might be built into the system (genes). It is like saying I choose to be tall today. Some of us might be a little more gender flexible than others, the same is true of many things.

>> ^hpqp:

>> ^Reefie:
I've often found myself alienated from other men... I think differently, I behave differently, I'm not into typical 'guy' things. Generally I find I understand women relatively well but am totally clueless when it comes to how guys' minds work. At one point in my life I was giving serious thought to the prospect of gender change but there was one obstacle I hadn't counted on - private medical insurance companies and the NHS won't contemplate gender change unless the individual is attracted to those of the same sex. The idea of creating a lesbian didn't go down well with those who have the authority to make such decisions on my behalf.

Wow, that's an extremely bizarre and arbitrary line to draw on the part of the NHS. Maybe they suppose that people like you will have an easier life as a "feminine" heterosexual man (or "male lesbian") than as a transsexual lesbian (and vice-versa for women)?
One thing I've heard from an acquaintance who works with trans people though is that sometimes men and women who are uncomfortable with their gender (often because of childhood trauma) become convinced they are the wrong sex as a means of avoiding tackling those issues. That's one reason why having to go through psychotherapy (the woman I cite is a therapist specialised in this issue) before being allowed to begin hrt/grs is not a bad idea. But refusing gender reassignment just because it'd render you "homosexual", that's pretty absurd.


Despite the absurdity of the denial, in a way I'm glad that option was denied me. It allowed me to come to terms with who I am regardless of my gender. Nowadays I accept that I'm a guy, just not a stereotypical guy. Now the only dilemma I face regularly is the rejection by women who I find attractive (talking both personality and physically, I'm rarely lured by physical attraction alone) since I don't conform to their expectations of the male of the species. Can't blame people for wanting to avoid a fucked-up individual

There's another reason I'm glad the option wasn't available to me... I have two friends who have both gone through the transformation (both are/were guys) and seeing first-hand the emotional anguish they dealt with made me realise I might not have been strong enough to handle the pressures that are imposed on any individual who goes through that process.

... Uncle Frank..? NOOOOOOOO!
>> ^hpqp:

>> ^Reefie:
I've often found myself alienated from other men... I think differently, I behave differently, I'm not into typical 'guy' things. Generally I find I understand women relatively well but am totally clueless when it comes to how guys' minds work. At one point in my life I was giving serious thought to the prospect of gender change but there was one obstacle I hadn't counted on - private medical insurance companies and the NHS won't contemplate gender change unless the individual is attracted to those of the same sex. The idea of creating a lesbian didn't go down well with those who have the authority to make such decisions on my behalf.

Wow, that's an extremely bizarre and arbitrary line to draw on the part of the NHS. Maybe they suppose that people like you will have an easier life as a "feminine" heterosexual man (or "male lesbian") than as a transsexual lesbian (and vice-versa for women)?
One thing I've heard from an acquaintance who works with trans people though is that sometimes men and women who are uncomfortable with their gender (often because of childhood trauma) become convinced they are the wrong sex as a means of avoiding tackling those issues. That's one reason why having to go through psychotherapy (the woman I cite is a therapist specialised in this issue) before being allowed to begin hrt/grs is not a bad idea. But refusing gender reassignment just because it'd render you "homosexual", that's pretty absurd.

>> ^Reefie:

I've often found myself alienated from other men... I think differently, I behave differently, I'm not into typical 'guy' things. Generally I find I understand women relatively well but am totally clueless when it comes to how guys' minds work. At one point in my life I was giving serious thought to the prospect of gender change but there was one obstacle I hadn't counted on - private medical insurance companies and the NHS won't contemplate gender change unless the individual is attracted to those of the same sex. The idea of creating a lesbian didn't go down well with those who have the authority to make such decisions on my behalf.


Wow, that's an extremely bizarre and arbitrary line to draw on the part of the NHS. Maybe they suppose that people like you will have an easier life as a "feminine" heterosexual man (or "male lesbian") than as a transsexual lesbian (and vice-versa for women)?

One thing I've heard from an acquaintance who works with trans people though is that sometimes men and women who are uncomfortable with their gender (often because of childhood trauma) become convinced they are the wrong sex as a means of avoiding tackling those issues. That's one reason why having to go through psychotherapy (the woman I cite is a therapist specialised in this issue) before being allowed to begin hrt/grs is not a bad idea. But refusing gender reassignment just because it'd render you "homosexual", that's pretty absurd.

Also, shameless self-promotion!

"Babe, its not the robotic hand...I just don't understand why it needs a syringe and mini-chainsaw attachements." THE END.

Nicely done, Babe!

She doesnt even flinch or giggle about a penisdump. What a babe.