No!

It's Tom Waits!

edit: I take that back.
@deathcow is right.. It's probably Nick Nolte, since he's the narrator for the Hunter S. biopic, "Buy the Ticket, Take the Ride."

>> ^ponceleon:

Is that Charlie Sheen narrating?

http://videosift.com/video/Tom-Waits-on-Fernwood-Tonight

Even got an endorsement from Choggie.

I had a dream about this movie once...

Oceanic Flight 815, en route to Earth 2, crash lands on a desert planet infested with giant sand worms and zombies. In an attempt to get home, the survivors encounter Jeffrey Sinclair on board a space station caught in a time rift, who reveals that he has been chasing Q who is commanding an army of half-Scarran, half-Sylons with Goa'uld symbiotes to conquer a magical island in Neverland. And the only one who can save the universe is Jim Raynor, captain of a stolen Firefly, and his life partner, a half Wookie, half Time Lord who has sworn a life debt to the captain. They have a depressed robot sex slave who isn't attracted to them and each of them owns a power ring, bestowed to them by the Guardians of the Universe (who are all dwarves, except for one of them who is Tom Waits).

You don't even want to know who the crew of the Firefly is. It will blow your fucking mind. Ok, I'll tell you: Napoleon, Socrates, Sigmund Fruuud, Billy the Kid, Genghis Kahn, and Ludwig Van; then for some reason Whoopie Goldberg is there with William Shatner, Patrick Stewart, and Malcolm McDowell, who can't stop pining over Beethoven. At the end of the movie, the crew is clean cut, the robots are all shiny, and the ghosts of Bill Hicks, Rufus, Obi-wan, Pizza the Hut, Dr. Frankenfurter, and Alf are all sitting around waiting for you to wake up -- but, when you wake up -- you're Homer Simpson! OMG don't tell ANYONE about the twist ending or the sequel where he meets Hank Hill who gets abducted by aliens and meets spooky Fox Mulder and that sexy redhead Leeloo.

My mind is exploding! There may be another me who isn't as awesome as the real me and enjoyed the movie The Notebook... Pshhhhhh -- Frell the frack off. Every alternate reality of me smokes pot and makes or plays video games. Stop trying to change me, universe!

*promote like this song tho tom waits is not my thing

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Fan of Tom Waits? Thought you might enjoy this.

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That's excellent! Mind if I sift it?
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Fan of Tom Waits? Thought you might enjoy this.

Fan of Tom Waits? Thought you might enjoy this.

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Am I the only one that immediately thought this was Tom Waits? Or at least a (more) insane brother of his?

>> ^siftbot:
Sending this video to Beggar's Canyon to plea for a little attention


Guess that's pretty apt, given the content.

Wonderful clip! This is one of my favourite songs, too. Second most played on my iTunes, just below Tom Waits' "Swordfishtrombone."

Here's Tom Waits telling the story http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by3WOCDQlJY.

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http://www.videosift.com/video/Tom-Waits-November I know you love some Tom Waits.