So that's what happened to little Ralphie Parker after he grew up.

You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

Ralphie, I can't put my arms down!

they missed the best one! "not a finger!" by Ralphie's dad in Christmas Story. He actual had a whole bunch of great insulting lines (mostly towards the furnace).

The good stuff starts @4:40. Fuckin' A, Ralphie.

Nice, I came home and this piece of candy was waiting for me. Yeah, you americans have another problem in the two-party system that needs to go away. I just feel sorry for ralphie that it couldnt have happened a bit sooner

That's because no one listens to stupid people. Your avatar says it all, Ralphie.


In reply to this comment by MycroftHomlz:
Its amazing... I calling this out for being a terrible sift and everybody and their brother frickin votes for it.

^That's because no one listens to stupid people. Your avatar says it all, Ralphie.