>> ^harry:
They don't need to write.. just have these 2 guys on a talk show (guests optional) and I'd watch it.


Don't forget Karl Pilkington!

Hahaha, that's good stuff

And the vid isn't embed blocked on reuters' website.

In reply to this comment by pipp3355:
howd you do that? I thought it was embed blocked, no? Btw, I see you like karl pilkington! That's funny cuz I just posted this in the pilkipedia forum:

http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9044

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
I changed the embed to the reuters one, it was a bit better.

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In reply to this comment by rasch187:
Sifted that 20 hrs ago: http://www.videosift.com/video/Monkey-Man-Scales-High-Walls

nice. not exactly the same (different commentary and editing), but close enough.

howd you do that? I thought it was embed blocked, no? Btw, I see you like karl pilkington! That's funny cuz I just posted this in the pilkipedia forum:

http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9044

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
I changed the embed to the reuters one, it was a bit better.

In reply to this comment by pipp3355:
In reply to this comment by rasch187:
Sifted that 20 hrs ago: http://www.videosift.com/video/Monkey-Man-Scales-High-Walls

nice. not exactly the same (different commentary and editing), but close enough.

>> ^alien_concept:
You don't have to play the guitar that well to be in a band? Huh?
Bloody artists and their rubbish analogies, haha


Agreed, but then again.. look at some of the music out there today. He has a bit of a point, not to say that it's a good thing though. His work was pretty shite, too, that artist. They all looked like stoned doodles, which I myself am very good at, but I would never expect to see them in a gallery. Seriously though, there's so much fucking crap modern art out there these days.. I swear I could probably stick a paintbrush up my ass, wiggle around a canvas for a bit, and sell it to some schmuck for a couple grand.

I used to work with literally the stupidest human being on planet earth, and he used to read all of david icke's books. He would then talk at length to me about them, explaining that he had a lot of very interesting things to say.

He was a bit like karl pilkington, only much more aggressive in his views. He'd regularly tell me about the latest book he'd read such as people who survive without eating. I'd say well that's not possible - i accept there's 0.00001% chance of me being wrong, but the odds are in my favour and i have leeway to say "that's impossible".

He'd say "HAHAHAHA see man you're so ignorant. You read books about physics and you believe all of that but there's no proof, it could all just be made up. You learn physics but how do you know any of it is true?"

I explained to him a) i can perform experiments and then calculations based on experiments to prove things, then further calculations, and so on. Eventually i'd need special equipment to observe the proof, and i trust that these highly qualified experts (hundreds of thousands of them) are not all in a joint conspiracy to lie to me about physics.

And he, of course, says "But this guy who can survive without food using only the sun as energy, he's a professor!" - when i looked him up, he had gotten dodgy qualifications from some unofficial 'university' (you know, called something like the calcutta university of life and chi). But i didn't know that at the time so i said, ok, but it's hardly verified by a massive collection of people is it? To which he'd reply "Oh so if enough people believe it then it's true is it?"

Literally every single factual and sensible thing i said, he'd have the world's stupidest counter-argument which ALMOST made sense every single time.

God damn he was annoying to work with.

Your video, Karl Pilkington's Monkey News - The Fire Monkey, has made it into your personal Highest Rated Videos listing. Congratulations on a job well done. For you contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

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This must be the advert that prompted...
"Who is Karl Pilkington and why have I just wasted five minutes of my life listening to some of his cretinous thoughts on Channel 4?",
...on the podcast.

This reminds me of a story Karl Pilkington once told about the man who lost his penis and had a new one grown on his arm. He suggested that "on the back" would be better because it was out of the way, because if it was on your arm, you couldn't ever shake hands with a good looking woman.

If you don't know who Karl Pilkington is, you need to sort your life out!

Oh, look at that, it sifted! So it should have. It was f'in funny.

In reply to this comment by Abducted:
Thanks
Thought this wouldn't go trough the sift when it only got a couple of votes while unsifted.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
"You're living in a cartoon world."
Priceless. Good one Abducted.

Thanks
Thought this wouldn't go trough the sift when it only got a couple of votes while unsifted.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
"You're living in a cartoon world."
Priceless. Good one Abducted.

AbsoLUTEly hilarious. Great promote.

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen: http://www.videosift.com/video/Karl-Pilkington-talks-about-Astronaut-Monkey-Monkey-News

Hehe, thanks

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
*promote

This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen: http://www.videosift.com/video/Karl-Pilkington-talks-about-Astronaut-Monkey-Monkey-News