Gollum! Gollum!!! *cough* *hack* Smeagol!!!!

She is an interesting mix of a Shao Lin monk and Gollum.

god, that sniveling gollum (Larry, not Kathy) makes me sick to my lower intestine and into my colon...

That's more acceptable. I guess.

In reply to this comment by Fjnbk:
Not a half-naked man/ape thing in a loincloth anymore, but an eyeless, handless old man in a library!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
If DLJ were savvy, they could start a dating service based on voting history.

Of course I wouldn't want to get matched up with Gollum.

Not a half-naked man/ape thing in a loincloth anymore, but an eyeless, handless old man in a library!

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
If DLJ were savvy, they could start a dating service based on voting history.

Of course I wouldn't want to get matched up with Gollum.

If DLJ were savvy, they could start a dating service based on voting history.

Of course I wouldn't want to get matched up with Gollum.

Quantumushroom, a mushroom you love to hate and hate to hate

I picture a snake like character slithering under his desk, in his one room apartment, rubbing his hands, chugging his mountain dew, making love to his dick cheney doll. What a guy.

I think his submissions were inappropriate but he really only gets attention when he says/does crazy things. We pay little attention when he tries to share his interests.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Color-Me-Badd-All-4-Love

Yes, it's all fun and games when your not the one being siftquistioned, it's good to see he at least emailed Dag, but not showing up for your own SQ is poor etiquette.

And that the end of the day isn't what QM did just an example of poor community etiquette, Downvoting a persons queue (picture it, picture gollum here guzzing his dew at 1am downvoting a queue, it's sad) It's not the type of character you want sharing your community, I wouldn't want a neighbour who shits on my lawn everytime I plant flowers.

Obviously QM has some social problems, this is the Internet, and the sift is a community full of people with entirely different backgrounds and reasons for using this website. What QM did was done in poor taste and the Siftquisition is well justified.

Everybody should read QM's email to Dag, because that is the closest we will get to performing an autopsy on this troll. After reading it I simply think QM doesn't understand exactly how this web community runs, he thinks he can come on here and use the site with the tools he is provided in any way he wants.

QM probably is on the payroll of some right wing lobby group, one of many sock puppetting liberal communities to keep them from having civilized conversations, you can find them commenting on my AOL blog 24/7 Web 2.0 is slowly drowning out these trolls and they are becoming more and more extinct.

Thank God
(Full disclosure: My god is Jeda Buddas)

Gollum! Gollum!

What's Taters, precious??

Didn't he kill the fish first when he speared him? Gollum likes his fish this way too

Tags changed from "tenacious d,gollum,serkis,grease" to "tenacious d, gollum, serkis, jack, black" by gold star member swampgirl.

The Lord Of The Rings movies with all the additional extended scenes is 12 hours long... I did the trek myself with a couple of friends on a lazy Caturday playing all kinds of retarded drinking games with rules like everyone takes a shot when the ring is mentioned, everyone takes a shot when Legolas snipes someone with his bow, everyone takes a shot when Sam and Frodo have a sexual tense scene together, everyone takes a shot when Gollum says 'Precious', everyone takes a shot when... and so on and so on... Obviously we all have liver damage now.

Yes. Golem is a being made out of inanimate things. Gollum is a hobbit chasing schizophrenic with a ring fetish.

Golem = Jewish myth

Gollum = Lord of the Rings

I don't think I can sing like this guy even if I can talk like a gollum. :I

They're playing Gollum's Song at the end? Weird but amusing.