"...like a skunk likes being smelly...like Grandpas like to take a doze...I like you."
...and the PSA for how your slang (70s) is interpreted by babies is top notch...
upvote!

If serving in the Marine Corps has taught me anything, it's what someone dozing off looks like. That was most certainly a grumpy old man falling asleep.

Weird you have lazy moths where you live lol. Actually they're probably all like that I just never pay attention to any of them. At first I thought you named it Seymour butts ha. Isn't that a porno dude? Anyways Walmart's the only place you could go to buy prenatal vitamins and end up leaving with a venus flytrap ha.

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
I tried and failed at the bonsai thing.. no patience and a black thumb, so I figured a carnivorous plant would appreciate me more. I read I shouldn't have fed it moths, incidentally, LOL. I was catching them with tweezers while they dozed by the lamp..

I named the plant Seymour because that plant made his life hell in Little Shop of Horrors.

Got the flytrap at Walmart, of all freaking places.. Went in to buy prenatal vitamins, left with a flesh-eating plant. Hrm, gotta work on my motherly priorities....... .....heh

In reply to this comment by FrstSecThird:
Oh what I want one! I'm not a plant person but I've always wanted a venus flytrap or a bonzai tree. But yah did you name it? I don't think I've ever caught a moth before ha, you must be lightening fast!

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
It's going! Bought a venus flytrap plant and he's eating all the moths I've been catching. YEY!

In reply to this comment by FrstSecThird:
HOWDY! Lol. How's your day going?

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
AHOY.

I tried and failed at the bonsai thing.. no patience and a black thumb, so I figured a carnivorous plant would appreciate me more. I read I shouldn't have fed it moths, incidentally, LOL. I was catching them with tweezers while they dozed by the lamp..

I named the plant Seymour because that plant made his life hell in Little Shop of Horrors.

Got the flytrap at Walmart, of all freaking places.. Went in to buy prenatal vitamins, left with a flesh-eating plant. Hrm, gotta work on my motherly priorities....... .....heh

In reply to this comment by FrstSecThird:
Oh what I want one! I'm not a plant person but I've always wanted a venus flytrap or a bonzai tree. But yah did you name it? I don't think I've ever caught a moth before ha, you must be lightening fast!

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
It's going! Bought a venus flytrap plant and he's eating all the moths I've been catching. YEY!

In reply to this comment by FrstSecThird:
HOWDY! Lol. How's your day going?

In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
AHOY.

>> ^Eklek:
Life's not à la carte..

In life...

If a neighbor is bumping music you don't want to hear you have the option to close your window.

When you get to the gory scenes in Hostel you can cover your eyes.

When a telemarketer calls during dinner you can hang up your phone.

If you don't want to watch commercials during your favorite show, you can skip them with your Tivo.

If you're bored on stage during a MLK Jr. Day speech you can doze off.

ehem... as the resident female expert on balls-to-the-wall action films I have to argue that it's not a chick thing to dislike the action movies, I think it's more of a personal preference (although I am, admittedly, a rare bird)...

However, I do have to agree with bizinichi... the dialogue was HORRIBLE!!! as was most of the acting, and several subplots (undoubtedly added to pad the length of the film and have more opportunities for Gorgo to slink about in her gravity-defying costumes).

Frankly, as a fan of Frank Miller and a student of the classics to boot, I was highly anticipating this film, and turned out to be terribly disappointed... some of the decisions that were made seem totally inexplicable to me (ie, several awkward and unnecessary sex scenes, a 9-foot tall Xerxes, and the inclusion of a lobster-lad like monster to name a few)... and don't get me wrong, I am not one of those closeted scholar types who gets pissed off at historical misrepresentations in film, I likes me a good sword-and-sandal free for all probably more than most people, and I did enjoy Frank Miller's take on Thermopylae, have for several years now. But this, by movie standards, was BAD... I actually dozed off towards the end!

Funny, while watching it became quite apparent, that the cameramen on whateverthefck network it was on this end, were looking for anyone on the doze.....Flash to Skeletor(McCain), and he was full on passed out with drool!!...the best was Lugosi, she musta' blinked 3947 times, half from the pharmaceuticals, and the other from synaptic misfires!!!!

Ok, if you must know, here's the story.

We were on the way home, 6 of us in my boyfriends' family station wagon. Exhausted from yelling 'Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce' all night long, even the driver dozed off for a sec...big ol country sheriff's deputy pulled us over. I was asleep in the back and he grabbed me under the shoulders and hauled me out of the back of the car. "Y'all got any dope in heah? Sure smells funny..."

Anyway, they didn't find anything and the driver was sober so after a coupla hours in the county jail, I swear it was like the one in Mayberry, they let us go.

LOL.

from Pravda:

"About a third of its 7-year life, bear Potapych was boozing. As a bear-cub, he was bought by a successful businessman who wanted to impress his friends with his haughty manners, and they kept the bear in his villa. Though, later, the businessman was imprisoned, and the bear stood in the villa with his caretaker, uncle Misha. Uncle Misha loved the bear in his own way, feeding him and giving him drink. They even drank together: uncle Misha was a drunkard, so Potapych took to alcohol too. Potapych even got accustomed to drinking from a glass. In the evening, the bear was usually drunk and sometimes he went out of the fence and followed passing people. In the morning, he had a hang-over and uncle Misha gave him something drink again. Local people preferred to avoid meeting the bear. Afterwards, the bear even stared to attack people. Therefore, workers of zoo of the State Cinema Fund, feeling sorry for the bear, decided to take Potapych. Uncle Misha made a farewell banquet for his booze companion; therefore, the bear was completely drunk when the workers of zoo arrived to take him.

The next morning, Potapych had a hang-over and was depressed. He did not want to eat. The workers of the zoo-base were afraid the bear would die. All the more, it was very famished. So zoo workers decided to gradually reduce the doze of alcohol in the bear’s daily ration to break the animal of the bad habit. At first, the bear was very weak, though later he cheered up. After a month, the bear was cured of his alcoholism and turned to milk. The bear put on weight and became similar to its brethren, though it is still behind normal bears in terms of weight and size. Zoo worker Tatyana Yarkina, looking after Potapych, says that the bear's psyche is disturbed, so she needs to keep paying constant attention to the animal. However, she is optimistic about its future and considers Potapych to be a good bear."

The guy narrating the movie needs to really calm down though...I mean...his delivery....it was...so...dynamic...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

OH, sorry. Dozed off there.

Someone gimme the timecode for the catch phrase moment, because I just tend to doze off watching him.