the rest of this audio might have gone something like this:
(3 hours later, 6PM)
"Maybe you're dead, or one of those other things I mentioned in the last message. I need to know, though...there are three women banging on my door right now because they saw me at the gas station pumping gas into my Corvette and they followed me home. Just listen to them! (sounds of pounding on a kitchen cabinet and poorly impersonated female voices screaming muffledly 'Dimitri! Dimitri!') See how special you are? I'm ignoring them because they are interrupting my call to you, Olga.
21 more hours."
(9 hours later, 3AM)
"ok, 'Ms. Ghost'. There are 'Puerto Rican girls just dyin' to meet 'ya'. That's right. I erased your number from my address book but it was still in my 'dialed calls' list. So, because you made such an impression on me, I thought I would tell you to not bother calling me if you don't respond soon. I'll let them in without you.
'Don't forget this fact, you can't get it back."
(No further calls from Dimitri.)

There. I think I represented that ok.

Dimitri Martin's *standup usually leaves me in stitches. I guess he bland-ed it down for his *British audience.

ooh. that could have been handy!

I've flailed around and posted the first 3 parts already though. I did eventually work out how to tidy the links up though. hehe.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Hey Debacle, this could help you out with multi segments like your Dimitri post. A handy guide published by member Constitutional Patriot...

http://www.videosift.com/talk/How-to-create-a-Custom-Player-in-YouTube

Hey Debacle, this could help you out with multi segments like your Dimitri post. A handy guide published by member Constitutional Patriot...

http://www.videosift.com/talk/How-to-create-a-Custom-Player-in-YouTube

In my not-so-humble opinion, Mitch Hedberg beats the shizzle out of Dimitri, but they are both great though.

music video by dimitri from paris.