I'd genocide all IP if such a feat were possible. Tyler Durden has gotta be kickin around somewhere in the collective unconscious.

If there is such a force, be it far future grey goo or gods that dwell within or without, I dedicate the abstract concept of my fictitious soul to the undoing of all corporate power.

Corporations are people and their IP is what? The thoughts within its brain? Well, I'd murder one or all so easily. Prey on their greed.

As the datum of my prayer festers in the digital realm, my only desire is for vengeance. I will rise from within the 1s and 0s, Viggo the Carpathian style.

If our species lives long enough to awaken the collective unconscious into the conscious mind, open your long dead eyes to Jupiter.

Seems a logical next-step to fastidiously render the 'really tiny minority in our society' into dog food. The 'elite' are a cancer: Irradiate them, excise them, and place their offspring in the prisons they've built for us.

To these unseen perpetrators of the destruction of the planet and the souls and spirits of us regular folks should be delivered a message for future generations in the form of say, a monument. Yes, a monument similar to the wall of names of the fallen in wars (lest we forget)-

Here includes the names of all the wealthiest families the fascist human refuse that they are, their offspring, their legacy of anti-creation, anti-humanity, anti-life-

These people need to be annihilated, and the memory of their existence forever burned into the collective unconscious.

Destroy the fruits of their crimes and most importantly, end their bloodlines. Bury them, burn them, kill them all.

Otherwise, the planets' fucked.

IRS=Babylon=devil

the connection exists in the collective unconscious something smells a certain way in Denmark
certain people claim supernatural influence
some of us, simply scream asshole

Isn't that the Negative Zone? I'm fairly certain it works like however Marvel wants it to work. Sort of like the Power Cosmic. Stupid review judging it as a movie outside the bounds of comic book conventions.

Comics are silly, convoluted, and prefer form over function:

1. Thor and Iron Man are required to have pissing contests.
2. Sunglasses and eye patches make people without super powers look badass.
3. Banner on a motorcycle is a good juxtaposition against his Hulky-jump-through-the-air travel form.
4. Loki is a conceited god so the Iron Man delay works -- didn't this reviewer. already assess that Loki was there to convert and not kill?
5. Of course CAPTAIN AMERICA just jumped from a plane. Idiot.
6. Did he just judge the movie according the Captain America's silly costume? Idiot.
7. No lap dance? He wants to watch the Russian dude give Black Widow a lap dance? I'm confused.
8. Bad guys running laps happens in... most action films with bad guys that need to fill in some time and guide direction visually. Reeeaaaally dumb criticism.
9. Plasma screens? You'd prefer to see a cell phone and then a split screen with 4 other people on cell phones? WTF
10. Loki's scepter is also a space phone??? My phone is also a camera, GPS, medical adviser, blogging tool, gaming device, and if I could download an app that performed mind control, I would. Loki is a god so he can.
11. The hellicarrier was created by Jack Kirby. Fuck you, this is an Avengers movie.
12. Sweeping cameras may sound silly, but comic book logic dictates that this is fine. Why not?
13. His criticism of little girls being able to find Bruce Banner is a criticism of our emotional attachment to the Gavroche, not the Avengers. Is the mystique of a street smart urchin gone from our collective unconscious?
14. Hawkeye's virus arrow is perfectly executed and makes sense according to his abilities.
15. Thor being easily tricked by Loki using low brow tactics is true even in Norse mythology. What exactly are we critiquing here?
16. Loki's objective in being captured is partly him being an overly confidant asshole god. He's just sort of going around half cocked because he can and likes to do so. The gods aren't smarter than us, just more powerful and with magical abilities that trump technology. In fact, this means they don't need to try as hard and would definitely be candidates in the personality disorder department. Hell, for all we know they could suffer from intellectual disorders that would never have become an issue (aside from making them stupidly violent) considering their power.
17. Hawkeye versus Black Widow is not cool? Damn.
18. Fury also gave an intimidating death stare in Jurassic Park when Nedry's "Ah ah ah, you didn't say the magic word" security screen pops up. HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS. I liked the half reference.
19. If you have trouble understanding the powers of Mjölnir, why do you also complain about the plodding exposition?! These things require exposition and it's so arbitrary that it becomes plodding. Comics are FILLED with plodding exposition because of this and there's a point where you just have to know the characters. Do they explain superman's laser eyes in the movies? Actually... do they?
20. Black Widow is a weapons expert, including theoretical weaponry.
21. In the comics Hulk learns to control his powers and can even be intellectual in said form.
22. The alien invasion would do more damage than a nuclear bomb. These villains enslave entire worlds.
23. The ending requires homework??? THE ENTIRE SERIES OF MOVIES REQUIRES HOMEWORK.


That being said, I agree with a good number of the points:

1. The tesseract was a rebranding of the Cosmic Cube which has a long history in the Marvel universe. (So I guess this movie was made for comic book fans?)
2. Well lit facility. There should have been some sort of cloaking shield around it, which is perfectly acceptable in a comic book world, if not the real.
3. Cap's bet. I don't believe Cap would have done that because it isn't just.
4. Speaking in English to Germans. It would have been cool to hear him speak in German. Damn!
5. Hawkeye's arrow fucking up the hellicarrier. However, I could see this happening in a comic book, I just don't like it.
6. Captain America's ear piece and bad aim.
7. Tesseract mind control wearing off after blunt trauma.
8. Cap's super powers are kinda lame in these movies, but I'm sure if they weren't, then this review would contain criticism about how his human fists can smash through metal.
9. The aliens are a pretty shitty replacement for the Skrulls. This is what makes me the saddest.
10. Imiatating transformers... this bugged the crap out of me when I first saw the trailer. UGH!
11. Thor's lightning must have a long cooldown.
12. Yeah, it was pretty lame when the aliens died after they were cut off from the mother ship. Inferior to the Skrulls fo sho.

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No, no, no - movie trends must be an expression of the collective unconscious. It's much more interesting. Damn you Occam. Damn you all to hell.

>> ^xxovercastxx:

Occam's Razor tells me that we're seeing a lot of apocalypse stories because, years ago, someone made one that was very successful and a lot of people are still on that bandwagon. I blame Independence Day; it's practically a sub-genre now.
I also think 9/11 attuned Americans to widespread destruction. We were used to watching it happen on TV but that was the first time most of us saw it "at home". When the Pentagon was hit I can remember thinking there might be dozens of attacks in progress; that other targets would continue to be hit throughout the day. Deep down, there was a small, sick part of me that was really excited about that.

>> ^Stormsinger:
Very few trollish twits are worth the time it takes to bother reading their rants. None are worth the time it takes to respond...


I am neither troll nor twit sir, merely a man with adamant opinions regarding the shit fed the masses in the form of most media, who uses a bit too many expletives for some. I use the same manner I have always used with people here on the site, whose world views and opinions are diverted, manipulated, and askew because of how they have been systematically programmed.

Dystop?? One's option to ignore on this site, is simply a reaction rather than a response-I have never had more than a few real words with NetRuiner, and would gladly debate him in some open forum on a wide range of issues-Ignoring is a form of denial, and quite a cowardly and spineless one at that-

The popularity of news anchor opinions on events in politics and the world here on this site, simply reinforces conclusions and strengthens my resolve. One day, perhaps, all will see just how far they have been dragged down a rabbit hole of disinformation and diversion...perhaps when it's too late-but I have more hope that all that-I see mass-awakening from an illusory state of collective unconsciousness on the horizon....

I'm not sure what you're trying to say jonny. I'm open to the possibility of some sort of collective unconscious, or even the possibility that time may not be strictly linear. The point is that when people say "Wow, that couldn't be a coincidence!" They're wrong. It could just be a coincidence. And given the lack of tangible evidence for most of the supernatural reasons given for things like that, it is far more likely that it is coincidence. Of course it could be something supernatural, but the likelihood is so low that it really is foolish to seriously entertain the thought.

De-evolution of Videosift, in Action...congratulations.
The Photoshop twins can replace heads and faces.....Man, must have taken hours to perfect all the ins and outs of that software-Such diligence has created a "fresh" look for the site, and the collective unconsciousness, as always, follows the path of least resistance.....

"Sorry folks, tried to warn ya....."
- John the Baptist

Payback, I don't need a play by play, to say the things I do, I'm simply a non-partisan editorial entity, here to stir the collective unconsciousness of most of the bandwagon motherfuckers on this site......carry on, to number one......

Oh, I apologize, to jimmins, he's contributor extrordinairrrre, and should not feel the least bit alienated from my opinions....nor should, the least of these, my heatheren...

mmmmm, when hetros marry, one of them might get swollen and shoot out another human-the symbolic union and ceremony homosexuals want to use as a next peak to conquer.....why does it mean so much, is it the tax breaks? most homosexuals, it seems, since most religion frowns upon their lifestyle, are atheists, and the collective push to undermine a generally religion-inspired event, looks like more spoiled, neglected, or otherwise anemically imprinted child's way of kicking and and screaming....unprecedented acceptance is not here yet, perhaps because societies have not reached the point of total chaos or anarchy.... A yardstick of civilization's demise-Gay marriage??? Get a room. There is a reason other than bible-thumping that the majority of people on the planet, are in agreement on the subject.....religion is not necessarily the most influential culprit-blame the collective unconscious maybe....

Hey sketch, the best way to avoid annoying yer neighbors, at least I have found, is to have none too close-

Cat haters have issues, that transcends simple likes and dislikes, blame the collective unconscious, or some traumatic parenting....

SG got cutified....

Hey man, I hate to rain on yer parade mate, but this type of back and fourth regarding the 9/11 issue, or any like this, where the collective unconscious state of the masses plays into the game of the keepers, is futility, squared.

You may compile a mountain of data, that describes in detail the whys and hows this event was as they say....and you forget, the most important aspect of arriving at a conclusion that there is.

How can you draw a conclusion, without all the information? You can't-and close don't cut it-There are too many holes in the data that any of these websites whose mission it is to prove it was a conspiracy, and the ones that say it can't possibly be. We are quite simply, not in the need to know group-

I see no point in wanking around with this subject......when just ONE, of the many points of doubt surrounding he official stories comes to light, then we may all have to revisit, the painful fucking event....in my estimation, the predictability of human nature, the denial that folks indulge in, anchored in the hind-brain's fight or flight mechanism....this is what will keep the possibility that it did have something to do with the military or an administration, or a group of self-appointed, mini-gods, out of the minds of a nation, long enough, for us all to forget-Like Atlantis and MU perhaps...after such a deluge, the reality of what happened there, fades into legend and fanciful religious stories......

We are probably never gonna know what happened, because there are too many like you, who belabor the finding of ways, that it could not possibly have been real.

So to recap-
It was not a fucking jet-liner that hit the pentagon.
It was not fucking debris, carefully strewn from a plane crashing into another building, that brought down WTC7.
It was not, a firey pancake, that put two super-structures into neat little footprints.
It was not, a unilateral Al Qaeda-contrived plan, with no help from the forces that worked hard to create the asset, through years of hard work, black-ops, and money from getting yer kids hooked on heroin.



I appreciate the necessity and work of insects, but I am not one.....

the analogous sensation may be attributed to the collective unconscious, free-association involving water and her relationship to all life......

Yayyyyy! A window into the collective unconscious past......