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Though I'm no stranger to rock and roll, I was unable to recognize all the riffs, so I copy/pasted the below list from the Brodie Cumming web site for reference:

1 Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin
2 Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
3 Sweet Child O' Mine - Guns & Roses
4 Wanted Dead Or Alive - Bon Jovi
5 Layla - Eric Clapton
6 Black Magic Woman - Santana
7 No More Mr. Nice Guy - Alice Cooper
8 Beat It - Michael Jackson
9 Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne
10 Dr. Feelgood - Motely Crue
11 Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
12 Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd
13 Cowboys From Hell - Pantera
14 Enter Sandman - Metallica
15 Mister Sandman - Chet Atkins
16 One Step Closer - Linkin Park
17 Back In Black - AC/DC
18 Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
19 Black Dog - Led Zeppelin
20 Crazy On You - Heart
21 Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
22 Bulls On Parade - Rage Against the Machine
23 Unchained - Van Halen
24 Bad To The Bone - George Thorogood
25 Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry
26 Surfing with the Alien - Joe Satriani
27 Money For Nothing - Dire Straits
28 Cult Of Personality - Living Colour
29 Start Me Up - Rolling Stones
30 Sunshine of your Love - Cream
31 Runnin' with the Devil - Van Halen
32 Hells Bells - AC/DC
33 Foxy Lady - Jimi Hendrix
34 Frankenstein - The Edgar Winter Group
35 Aqualung - Jethro Tull
36 In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida - Iron Butterfly
37 Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas
38 (Don't Fear) The Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
39 Cemetary Gates - Pantera
40 Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love - Van Halen
41 Walk This Way - Aerosmith
42 Tonight 'm Gonna Rock You (Tonight) - Spinal Tap
43 Life in the Fast Lane - Eagles
44 Come As You Are - Nirvana
45 Zero - Smashing Pumpkins
46 Nothin' But A Good Time - Poison
47 Round n Round - Ratt
48 It's Not Love - Dokken
49 Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo - Rick Derringer
50 Norwegian Wood - Beatles
51 Under The Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
52 Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
53 Train Kept A-Rolling - The Yardbirds
54 Blackbird - Beatles
55 Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
56 All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
57 Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison
58 Ace Of Spades - Motorhead
59 Breaking The Law - Judas Priest
60 King of the Hill Theme - Brian David Blush/Roger Meade Clyne
61 All Right Now - Free
62 Are You Gonna Go My Way - Lenny Kravitz
63 When I Come Around - Green Day
64 Trilogy Suite Op.5 - Yngwie Malmsteen
65 Born To Run - Bruce Springsteen
66 Pretty Woman - Roy Orbison
67 Day Tripper - Beatles
68 Panama - Van Halen
69 Born To Be Wild - Steppenwolf
70 More Than A Feeling - Boston
71 Cat Scratch Fever - Ted Nugent
72 Bark At The Moon - Ozzy Osbourne
73 Hair Of The Dog - Nazareth
74 No More Tears - Ozzy Osbourne
75 Just A Girl - No Doubt
76 Iron Man - Black Sabbath
77 Sweet Emotion - Aerosmith
78 Pride And Joy - Stevie Ray Vaughn
79 Sharp Dressed Man - ZZ Top
80 Machine Head - Bush
81 Black Or White - Michael Jackson
82 Sultans Of Swing - Dire Straits
83 Hey Joe - Jimi Hendrix
84 Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin
85 10 Years Gone - Led Zeppelin
86 Wild Thing - The Troggs
87 Owner Of A Lonely Heart - Yes
88 Magic Carpet Ride - Steppenwolf
89 I Love Rock N ' Roll - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
90 Brown Sugar - Rolling Stones
91 La Bamba - Los Lobos
92 China Grove - Doobie Brothers
93 You Really Got Me - Van Halen
94 Wipe Out - The Surfaris
95 House Of The Rising Sun - The Animals
96 Dust In The Wind - Kansas
97 Rhiannon - Fleetwood Mac
98 Susie Q - Creedence Clearwater Revival
99 Voodoo Child - Jimi Hendrix
100 Eruption - Van Halen

i live in the tampa bay area,downtown clearwater might as well be called "scientology central".it's creepy to drive downtown and see all these blue shirts../shivers..creepy i tell ya..

This video is dead, Creedence Clearwater Revival "Keep on Chooglin" @ Woodstock, I promoted it before I checked it...Maybe you can find an new embed code.

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John McCain was born in 1872 to Creedence Clearwater and Jessica McMastersonville in the eastern part of Tanzania.

PROVE HE WASN'T.

And I know what you're going to say: "He has a birth certificate to prove it!" But that's only if you believe the paper and ink weren't faked before the election. So:

PROVE JOHN MCCAIN WASN'T BORN IN TANZANIA IN 1872.

>> ^quantumushroom:
McCain was, and is, a natural born citizen.

Sorry, dupe:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Creedence-Clearwater-Revival-Have-You-Ever-Seen-The-Rain

*discard

I'm not here to roast Obsidianfire...

I'm here to fuck Karkarlee.

I'm saying I'd really love to Zmx1ZmY= her cGlsbG93, even if it is illegal in 42 states.

I'm here to roast Obsidianfire, and not even mention his girlfriend at all, because that would be inappropriate and offensive, which is not the kind of humor we want here at the roast.

WARNING: The following message has not been approved by the FCC, Homeland Security, or President Cheney. Any and all remarks henceforth shall be referred to as "the jokes", and should not be construed as more than a feeble attempt by a bored Idahoan to garner laughter from his fellow computer-obsessed geeks, nerds and general cretins.

Commencing episode of "According to Jim" in 5...4...3...2...1

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I'm kidding, of course. I know how OF gets when people mack on his chick, and if I wanted to be threatened by a bearded cave-dweller, I'd draw a cartoon about Muhammad for a Danish newspaper.

But seriously, how funny was that episode with moodonia? Only in the Internet age can a guy in America threaten a guy in Ireland about a girl in Finland...or wherever the hell [redacted] is?

And besides, how is OF going to hurt moodonia? Is he going to buy a ticket to Ireland? With his "money" that he gets from his "job?"

But anyway...

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Jesus Christ, this roast is lame! I've had more laughs watching Schindler's List.

I've seen better roasters at a Kenny Rogers restaurant.

This is about as exciting as the George Carlin 2009 World Tour...and just as lively.

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I see blankfist is here...from the trail of a$$ grav33 leading from the mens' bathroom to KP's mouth. I never thought I'd see the day when someone received herpes on the internet.

Choggie wanted to be here, but he's using his VS sabbatical to teach English to Thai schoolchildren. Or as KP calls it, "fishing."

Alright, enough about the losers here...Good night!

Just kidding. Really, you guys are all so great. Your comedy is like AIDS in Africa. Everybody hates it, but nobody does anything constructive to change it.

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Alright, time to roast the Negro flamer. If OF can please leave his high-paying job for the night and let his wonderfully-supportive friends drive his Ferrari to his mansion, we'll begin.

Shit, what to say about a nobody like Obsidianfire?

First of all, I think we should discuss banning him for his self-posting of this video. Who knew El Flamer Negro was a homeless black guy with schizophrenia, who thinks he has a [redacted] who loves him? BANNED.

Secondly, I think OF is actually Paul Reubens, aka "Pee Wee Herman." How do I know this? Well, OF states that his favorite show was Pee-Wee's Playhouse. OF is from Clearwater, Florida, and Pee Wee was arrested in Sarasota, Florida for jerking off in an adult theatre. The two cities are very close to each other. Either he's actually Paul Reubens, or he was raped by Pee-Wee Herman. This could also explain why he defends his "[redacted]" so strongly. Keep up those appearances, right Pee-Wee? I mean, OF?

Obsidianfire thinks he's hot shit because he makes his avatars with Photoshop. Oh yeah, OF, it's really tough to copy a design from the internet, then crop it into a 100KB avatar. Look at me, I'm a "graphic designer!" I have a "[redacted]!" ...let me tell you something, OF. MS paint, a bottle of lube, a box of Kleenex and a tiny flaccid penis would make me just like you.

But to be nice, I must admit that you're a really good guy, OF. I mean, some people here are mocking you for being an old-school sifter, yet only having a few videos up. But they don't understand how hard it is to find an internet connection in a crack house while trying to give your landlord a reach around.

And besides, it's not about quantity, it's about quality. And I'm sure when you finally meet [redacted] in person, [redacted] will repeat that to you...in bed...before [redacted] dumps you for some Finnish soap opera star.

*takes a bow*

From Clearwater to Omaha? That's a nit of a drive.

These ones can be removed from your Dead playlist:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Blue-Planet-Underwater-Lake
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Top-20-Coolest-Guitar-Licks
http://www.videosift.com/video/Grand-Theft-Auto-IV-Trailer-3-Move-Up-Ladies
http://www.videosift.com/video/Triumphs-Third-Visit-to-the-Westminster-Dog-Show
http://www.videosift.com/video/Rubiks-Cube-With-Cars
http://www.videosift.com/video/SNL-Will-Ferrel-Autofellates-in-Yoga-Class
http://www.videosift.com/video/Garofalo-to-OReilly-Kiss-my-Fat-Ass-Real-Time-92107
http://www.videosift.com/video/How-Not-to-Throw-a-Grenade
http://www.videosift.com/video/Superbad-on-The-Tonight-Show
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Police-Every-Breath-You-Take
http://www.videosift.com/video/Creedence-Clearwater-Revival-Proud-Mary
http://www.videosift.com/video/SCTV-Bob-and-Doug-McKenzie-Mouse-in-the-Bottle
http://www.videosift.com/video/Conan-the-Barbarian-Battle-at-Thulsa-Dooms-Temple
http://www.videosift.com/video/Smash-Mouth-All-Star
http://www.videosift.com/video/Tom-Petty-And-The-Heartbreakers-Free-Fallin-live
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Charlie-Daniels-Band-The-Devil-Went-Down-To-Georgia
http://www.videosift.com/video/Iluzii-Optice-A-Love-Story-in-MC-Eschers-world
http://www.videosift.com/video/Garbage-1-Crush-From-Romeo-Juliet
http://www.videosift.com/video/Nine-Inch-Nails-Head-Like-A-Hole
http://www.videosift.com/video/Seinfeld-Kramers-Merv-Griffin-Set
http://www.videosift.com/video/Minority-Report-Trailer
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bryan-Adams-Summer-of-69

I'll work through the rest later. Thanks for your work.

>> ^JAPR:
This shit simply needs to be taken to a higher, non-scientology-bribed level of government.


Russia?

Shhhhhh..... The thetans are monitoring our transmissions. Engage the cone of silence.

In reply to this comment by uhohzombies:
"If we invaded and occupied Clearwater, Florida, I'm sure some of us might even find some sympathy in our hearts for Tom Cruise."

Snowball's chance in hell, my friend!

"If we invaded and occupied Clearwater, Florida, I'm sure some of us might even find some sympathy in our hearts for Tom Cruise."

Snowball's chance in hell, my friend!

We are currently killing hundreds of thousands of people who look vaguely like the guy in the video. If Christians were facing comparable adversity, then mocking them would be taboo too. If we invaded and occupied Clearwater, Florida, I'm sure some of us might even find some sympathy in our hearts for Tom Cruise.

I promise to promote this on the day that Muslims have nothing more to fear than the harsh words of British intellectuals and mask-clad hackers playing the rickroll song.