>> ^truth-is-the-nemesis:

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.



Heh, Planet of the Apes.

Beware the beast Man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.

I'm very happy I didn't visit any pr0n 2.0 sites an hour earlier; I've retained enough bodily fluid to shed a tear.

This tribute reminds me of the time a puzzled Beast-Man, saved from falling off a cliff says, "Why did you rescue me, He-Man? I wouldn't have done the same for you."

The answer to Beast-Man's query comes from the hearts of Videosifters ("liberalsift, athesift," et al) and that answer is you are all as gracious and powerful as He-Man, only slightly more handsome, certainly twice as dumb. Beast-Man will be back next week to raise havoc. In the meantime, I love you all for the purest, most sinister reason: I have no choice.

Damn your charms!

May Darwin, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the ghosts of Lenin, Lennon and Karl and Groucho Marx bless you all and this site.

KUCINICH/NADER 2012

Mmmm... The original episodes are almost this funny.
With such rich source material, you'd think this dude would have done something extraordinary.

You're right, Skeletor. Beast-Man isn't very funny, is he?