Rumors over Gwyneth Paltrow being punched in the face in the new Iron Man movie have piqued fans' interest. Analysts say the new movie could outperform original if Gwyneth gets slapped in the face just right.

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Congress hopes the Pornographic Media Concealment Act will ensure a lasting, respectable legacy for our nation, unmarred by the massive quantities of filthy porn we regularly consume. (From The Onion)

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Nostalgic Sox fans will be delighted by the re-antiquated Fenway Park complete with splintered bleachers and obstructed views.

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Tulane University researchers say Quigley is now able to experience the crippling fear of impending death previously only accessible to humans. (From The Onion)

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Stouffers says the suicide prevention tips are available on all single serving microwavable dinners whether you enjoy veal parmigiana alone or beef stroganoff alone.

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ONN: Keeping reports of children's deaths classy since 1873.

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In other news, 9 out of 10 experts agree on something they all learned from the same professional journal.

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How Will The End Of Print Journalism Affect Old Loons Who Hoard Newspapers?

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"The incident was caused by a feedback problem that made it appear that the president's voice was out of time with the movement of his lips", the White House statement said.

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Rep. Cummings (D-VA) vows to ignore the haters and rise above the drama during the filming of his new reality series.

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"Mr Von Triers ability to work with such disparate Danish themes such as rape, incest and inherently evil nature of society make him a national treasure", Ghita Hjalmar, the Northern-European country's... continue reading

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New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don't Love Each Other

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Senior NASA analysts weigh in on the scientific method for the plan, complete with a 3D rendering of the potential female approach trajectory.

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Computer experts say individuals with upcoming bachelor parties or afterwork get-togethers are especially vulnerable to cyber attacks resulting in fraudulent late-night purchases.

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Melissa Donley, author and cat relationship expert, visits Today NOW! with some tips for people in long term relationships with their cats.

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Rep. Bruce Durant proposes a bill protecting anyone who who may have had a little too much to drink at a White House event and called Michelle Obama a "beautiful queen."

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Chris Lukawski, a longtime devotee of the Packers and beer, is confident his battered liver and family can handle another NFL season of unrestrained alcohol consumption.

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