Jim and Tracy welcome Chris Morgan, the kindergartener who wrote the latest action-packed "Fast And The Furious" sequel.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 7 months 4 weeks ago • 4,131 views • 2:25

Autistic reporter Michael Falk says the stainless steel CometLiner 2 car was lucky enough to escape unharmed from its collision with a man. [/onion]

posted by blankfist 1 decade 3 years 8 months ago • 5,738 views • 2:19

In the Know: Should unemployed Americans buy Apple gear ? I guess we should drink some apple kool-aid lmao Feel free to add any channel that I missed

posted by LadyDeath 1 decade 3 years 8 months 1 week ago • 5,325 views • 3:05

Today Now! dating expert Rebeccah Rachel shares tips for getting the attention of that cute guy who's thrusting his erection inside of you.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 8 months 2 weeks ago • 2,369 views • 2:40

Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts, talking to the high school sophomore who has become a conservative hero for refusing to learn his Spanish vocabulary.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 9 months ago • 1,746 views • 2:13

The CIA's invention of Facebook has saved the government millions of dollars.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 9 months ago • 4,141 views • 3:44

Actor Ben Stiller urges parents with adult kids still living at home to think twice before shaking their manchildren in frustration.

posted by ZappaDanMan 1 decade 3 years 9 months 1 week ago • 2,635 views • 1:15

As a crowd gathered outside the Lawrence family home to cheer him on, Corey ejaculated a record 32nd time, cementing his place among history’s all time greatest masturbators.

posted by therealblankman 1 decade 3 years 11 months ago • 1,854 views • 44 secs

SportsTech gets a sneak peek at Madden 12's new helmet simulators, which will simulate Sunday's biggest hits by firing pistons directly into players' skulls.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 9 months 3 weeks ago • 1,787 views • 2:00

Full coverage tonight at 10/9c only on IFC TV. The irresistibly cute photo was forwarded millions of times before servers collapsed. Original photo: http://yfrog.com/h7407jj

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months ago • 2,928 views • 2:48

In local news from Pennington, IL, a handsome teen who owns his own truck is responsible for over half of new pregnancies. More local news at WONN5.com.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months ago • 1,395 views • 1:30

The worst fears of Rocky Top's owners are realized, when tests confirm that the injured horse is infertile, and therefore completely useless to them.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months ago • 2,047 views • 41 secs

Jean Anne Whorton goes Beyond The Facts to find out how many teens are illegally enriching uranium and selling it to rogue states.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 1 week ago • 1,019 views • 2:03

Today Now's Jim Haggerty attends the annual Valentine's Day stoning, which brings comfort and joy to singles everywhere.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 2 weeks ago • 3,216 views • 2:16

After being accused of sexual assault twice in three years, Ben Roethlisberger can fully redeem himself by winning Super Bowl XLV.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 3 weeks ago • 2,091 views • 1:29

FEMA has vowed to "make up for last time" by using every tool at its disposal to save New Orleans from this hint of a storm.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 3 weeks ago • 1,939 views • 1:08

Power outages throughout the Midwest have left millions of residents without the ability to watch their library of girl-on-girl DVDs or access fetish videos online.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 3 weeks ago • 1,194 views • 1:38

After years of gridlock, Democrats and Republicans have realized no one remembers how to actually enact legislation.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 3 weeks ago • 3,418 views • 2:57

Terrorists are planting normal, hard-working Muslim Americans throughout the nation to get us to lower our guard.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 3 weeks ago • 1,643 views • 3:16

Experts like the deal for Portland, who added cash, and the Clips, who now have flexibility to add cash down the line.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 10 months 3 weeks ago • 1,894 views • 59 secs