YouTube Description: On Today Now!, Jim and Tracy talk to an 11-year-old who had his leg gnawed off by a cool-as-hell shark. (Aired 10/4/11)... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 10 months ago • 4,104 views • 2:26

YouTube Description: Star Fix has an exclusive interview with the man who has enchanted audiences for the last 30 years playing the delightfully wacky, oversized puppet of Nicolas Cage.... continue reading

posted by Grimm 1 decade 2 years 10 months ago • 1,162 views • 2:41

YouTube Description: Movie fans demand to see new Heath Ledger performance in 'Dark Knight Rises,' a truly authentic Mexican restaurant is shut down immediately, and another dead body is tossed on a... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 2 years 10 months ago • 1,637 views • 2:45

YouTube Description: In a special post-speech analysis, panelists discuss what America did to make President Obama so angry he was actually spitting while he yelled at us.... continue reading

posted by Grimm 1 decade 2 years 10 months 1 week ago • 1,465 views • 2:54

YouTube Description: The First Responders debate whether the media is harder on Michele Bachmann because she is a woman who is crazy. (Aired 11/1/11)

posted by Grimm 1 decade 2 years 10 months 4 weeks ago • 4,646 views • 2:05

Multi-millionaire pop sensation, K'ronikka, appears on Today Now! completely unaware that she is responsible for the deterioration of civilized society.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 1 week ago • 6,526 views • 2:48

YouTube Description: A local robot is not programmed for that, but whatever, 54 Iraqi civilians die in not our problem anymore, and the U.S. adds 4 million new jobs, but in St. Louis. It's the week... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 1 week ago • 1,023 views • 2:42

YouTube Description: Twilight's biggest fans, older Hispanic men, have taken off of work and have been lined up for days to catch the latest installment of the vampire saga.... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 3 weeks ago • 2,200 views • 1:27

YouTube Description: A new jobs report from the Department of Labor shows that Americans are out of work because many of them now have face tattoos and employers are reluctant to hire anyone who would... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 3 weeks ago • 1,143 views • 49 secs

YouTube Description: The U.S. offers franchising opportunities to increase revenue, Jessica Milly puts out, and Dad's new 20-year-old Thai boyfriend really sucks at Scattergories. It's the week of November... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 3 weeks ago • 1,153 views • 2:54

YouTube Description: The remarkable, cutting edge TYSO robot uses radio wave technology to notify the user that someone's about to bust in on him while he's jacking it.... continue reading

posted by Grimm 1 decade 3 years 1 month ago • 1,243 views • 1:39

YouTube Description: Related Article: http://onion.com/tr6zPa Wednesday morning at Thomas E. Dewey High School news broke that 17-year-old junior Jessica Milly will begin putting out. As word quickly... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 1 month ago • 1,670 views • 1:33

YouTube Description: President Obama releases a new tell-all book about America, a cute eight-year-old is beginning to realize how much better she is than ugly girls, and a new Facebook feature allows... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 1 month 1 week ago • 1,382 views • 2:27

YouTube Description: The nation begs its smart people to please just fix everything now, John Madden agrees to work as a consultant for the Oakland Raiders' concession stands, and a local man's utter... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 1 month 2 weeks ago • 1,537 views • 2:04

YouTube Description: Full story tonight at 10/9c on IFC TV. Follow Clarkson's rise on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/JohnClarkson2012.

posted by Grimm 1 decade 3 years 2 months ago • 841 views • 1:09

YouTube Description: Last Bastion Of U.S. Economy Succumbs To Pancreatic Cancer, American voters are worried about botching another election, everybody is shocked that a body found in the woods is not... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 2 months 1 week ago • 1,359 views • 2:09

YouTube Description: Apple CEO Tim Cook announced that in 2012 the company will release the Steve Jobs 2, an updated version of the revolutionary Apple founder featuring a richer, deeper voice and a... continue reading

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 2 months 1 week ago • 2,521 views • 43 secs

New diet pill, Hallucex, yields tremendous results in curbing appetite by tricking patients into thinking their food has turned into a horrifying, bloodthirsty demon.

posted by Zifnab 1 decade 3 years 3 months ago • 1,407 views • 1:55

Medical marijuana would certainly be "a kind bud" to those suffering from debilitating cancer.

posted by Grimm 1 decade 3 years 3 months 2 weeks ago • 1,096 views • 2:29