Oh god how I hate computers

You know back in the day, you used to get a copy of all your software so if you have to wipe your computer clean and start over.. well.. you have your stuff. 

Then the cheap ass tight wads decide that they can have a backup ON the computer.  You're good as long as the entire computer doesn't crash and burn.

 Well, this idiot here (speaking of myself)  assumed that all computers at least has THAT to fall back on.   I was going to "restore to factory settings" my laptop last.   It has something and I don't know how to get rid of it.  I'm about to throw it though a window and then go on a shooting spree.   Well, it's just not working right.. slow.  Eons to load...  browser freezes constantly. 

 Oh, back to what I was saying...    This thing doesn't have a backup preloaded??  We have to back up our own software now?   Welp, I didn't and now I guess I'm screwed right?    I can't very well back up software that has the whatever hiding in it somewhere.   

 

I can't sift!  Everything loads sooooooo slow soooo damn slow!!!   I don't have time to figure out this damn thing so I  think I'm going to kidnap a smart nerdy fella now . 

I know.. .I'll set a trap out on my front lawn.  What should I use?  I think for starters... a Star Trek collectors Christmas ornament, a pizza, chocolate chip cookies...maybe a stack of comic books or anime...  I just baked a chocolate cake last night, whaddya think?

Farhad2000 says...

Your PC probably just needs a lil' scrubbing, first of all download, update and then run Spybot S&D, this catches most malicious malware and other crap that manages to attach itself to your system when surfing.

Then get Glary's Utilities and run their all in one check up that will remove various bits of rubbish that may have accumulated. Use the start up tool especially and remove everything you believe shouldn't be there on start up, you can google each application running to remove it from starting up.

Then get a copy of AVG anti virus and do a scan, you never know what you may have picked up. I know you go to all kinds of nasty spots online while drunk

Last of all just do a general defragmentation of your HDD via System Tools. It doesn't help as much as it used to, but it's still good to carry out I believe. Hope this helps.

choggie says...

I think she has Vista, farhad-You have to go and back up all yer drivers, cause those are the bitch to find-if you want xp swamp, and the puter came wth Vista, then you have to go on the long and winding road search for drivers-if you have an HP, most of them are on their site if you plug in your model ##, BUT....if it came w Vista, and you are going back with xp, be careful....some of the drivers for components may not work-I found out the hard way, and now the wireless utility does not work in one laptop....

So then we are back to your first problem...that the assholes that charge you too much for the hardware, don't include driver disks or program files in disc form, like in the old days......If I buy a computer, with some operating system..I WANT THE DAMN DISKS I PAYED FOR MICROSOFT....ASSHOLES!!!

Hey, just throw it out and get a mac, Bob's yer proprietary uncle, who has great support I hear..., eh???
Mac really is better-more stylish desktop, more heart...."Once you go Mac, you won't go back." Right dotdude???

hate my pc's.....

swampgirl says...

I tried the first two things Farhad said. It cleaned a lot of things out. The computer doesn't run any better though The AVG couldn't be installed it said until I ditch Mcafee

winkler1 says...

Ubuntu is immune to the spyware/viri Windows machines get. Hopefully you didn't lose apps/data. If most of your work (or "work", like videosift) is web based, it's probably all you need.

My wife's powerbook has eaten two hard drives- total loss- in a year. She was in a deep funk the second time. So we signed up for Mozy... online automatic backup. The $5/month is worth it, as I know I don't have the discipline to do regular backups.

budzos says...

Dust buildup causing too much heat is a big problem which, to the layperson, often resembles having a virus or spyware on your machine. It can make a computer than was running fine last week start chugging and wheezing on simple things like loading a web page.

Often all it requires is to take the case outside and thoroughly blow all the dust out of it. Especially try to clear the CPU cooler of any buildup between the cooling fins.

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