This is horrific. What is this man talking about? I think we should take a poll!

Who likes bacon?!? I do!



*THIS WILL BUST OR TURN MY BLOG INTO A NEVER-ENDING STRING OF POSTS WITH TWO WORDS MWHAHAHHA!!!!*

Damn Straight!

*quality *bacon

Welcome new charter sifter.

What's that golden sifter next to your name? We can buy medals now?

Congrats on the charter.

I did, vote two, for you, comments without, BACON replies! Yea, Neigh!


/had to put something in this dusty'ol crawl space.

Interesting. Tell us more.

Two words:

Bacon cake.

Proposed commercial for new product.

Woman: "Hey, you got your bacon in my cake"

Man: "Hey, you got your cake on my bacon"

Announcer: "Bacon Cake, two great tastes that taste great together."

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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Proposed commercial for new product.
Woman: "Hey, you got your bacon in my cake"
Man: "Hey, you got your cake on my bacon"
Announcer: "Bacon Cake, two great tastes that taste great together."

Wow, this is old, but...

You just know that they would put a make out scene right after that; except my scene has two girls making out in bacon grease, eating cake.

I'm sure that's what we all envisioned, or meant to, anyway...