Beat it in 9 minutes 31 seconds. Such a waste of time, but very humorous.

The most family-friendly game since 'Don't Burn The Baby.'

Not as difficult as 'Don't Choke The Chicken'.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Not as difficult as 'Don't Choke The Chicken'.


Quite possible one of the hardest games ever invented.

SPOILER! The trick to speed up the puppy is to use your left arrow key. Also wakes him up when sleeping.

I made to level 8 - I got to get to work... BLAM!