Praise Raptor Jesus! May His Noodly Appendage bless you all. Ramen.

Wait...

I can has teh Jesus?

I'm in yur jezuz, corrputing yur childrenz.

This LOLbible does not cite nor reference any sources. They really ought to get their facts straight.

6 Teh ayngles wented to seez Ceiling Cat, and Basement Cat wented two.7 Ceiling Cat axt Basement Cat, "Wher wuz u?" Basement Cat saied "Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur earth, wawking up and down uponz it."8 Teh Ceiling Cat sayd "Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me."

9 "No wai!" sed Basement Cat.10 "U just plyin favrits.11 If u take his cheezburgers, oar his bukkit, he no laiks u no moar."

12 Then teh Ceiling Cat sed "Okai, u can take his bukkit, but no givin Job owies." And then Basement Cat went awai.

-Job 1:6-12