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Optional Accessory - Ukelele Moustache Song

submitted by paul4dirt

1 decade 4 years 12 months ago

In the annals of history
And in much of our ancestry
The moustache holds a mystery
That's hard to resist for me
I'm drawn to the masculinity
A symbol there for all to see
An optional accessory
Of your blatant virility

(Chorus)
I like a moustache, yes it's true
Any kind of moustache will do
English, Walrus the Fumanchu
If you've got a moustache - I like you

I like every variation
And every incarnation
from the peach fuzz germination
to the furry conflagration
They all get my attention
And in turn my deep affection
It needs no explanation
It's not an eyebrow on vacation

(Chorus)
(the break down)

Give me Ron Burgundy, Ron Jeremy, Salvador Dali, Walt Disney
Freddie Mercury, Jason Giambi
There's a pattern I'm sure you can see
Give me Sonny Bono, Super Mario, Edgar Allan Poe even Frida Kahlo
Martin Luther King, Otis Redding, Nietzsche and the Mahatma
Give me Tom Selleck and Alex Trebek, Jim Croce and Robert Goulet
And lastly give me the BURT
With a 'stache so sexy it hurts

(Chorus)

There are some with whom I will clash
Who will dismiss the muzzy as trash
If that sounds a bit brash
Maybe you're being a little too rash
A lip tickler isn't slapdash
and it can handle all the backlash
To the man who can carry one with panache
I want to be your Miss Stache