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choggiesays...Always thought superman could use some sense. You are smart enough to realize yer stronger, smarter, faster, and healthier than those in yer "charge"...and you get all disillusioned about yer dad's plan for ya, and wish you had taken the ride to oblivion on Krypton with yer own kind...so you what????...Get a freekin' job as a nerd at local paper??! Fuck that.
Superman hadda lotta jobs, before he decided to let the human race destroy themselves...He was the strong man once at a state fair in Kansas, who got bored real quick, with bending titanium and tungsten rods for the crowds a monkeys, stuffin' their faces with corn dogs and funnel cakes...
choggiesays...SUPERMAN: AKA STRONGGUYMAN-"Ok, who in the audience wants to go to the moon?!"
VOLUNTEER:- (raises hand) friends cheer and push him to the front, he's way in the back....superman inhales in his direction, and the man instantly appears on stage, with a hugh hickey on his stomach, his shirt hangs ripped around superman's head.
SUPERMAN: "Ok fella, curl up inna ball like this (superrman curls him
in the ball he wants) and hold yer breath.... READY!!??"
VOLUNTEER:(muffled, strained, mumbling)"R....Y!"
(superman squats, disappears, is gone for about 10 seconds, while the
startled crowd mumbles and looks around, then appears in the same spot,
holding a dead guy)
SUPERMAN: (holds the corpse by the back of the neck, rolls him out in
a standing vertically, and begins to ask him how was it...using the
corner of a free finger to move his lips...superman practices his true
passion before a captivated audience....ventriloquism
he is then fired, but says later, that he quit.....
Ekleksays...Well written sketch:)
*parody
siftbotsays...Adding video to channels (Parody) - requested by Eklek.
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