I'd like all you liberal'ses' word that when John McPresident gets elected on Tuesday night, you will all act like adults. No downvoting of my "John McAwesome just elected President of the United States of America" or "John McFamous wins Presidency!" videos. After all, they will be factual videos with no opinions.

No hateful speech either, since I know many of you like the colorful words. I know you believe the media with all your hearts, but sometimes when they say "Dr. Hussein is leading by 10 points!" they're really lying. Sorry.

It's John McLeader, he's a war hero and a great guy. He's this country's destiny and best hope. So no hating mkay?