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Councilman Forgets to Turn His Mic Off

Craig Ferguson - 9/11

artician says...

@brycewi19 & @ant
He's said plenty of times for nearly a year now that he's doing a gameshow next, with David Arquette as the producer. "Celebrity Name Game" is the title.
I'm also sad he won't be on in his current form any longer. He exposes himself as an intellectual while lampooning the genre with toilet humor. I have enjoyed his show for the last 5 years thanks to various online resources and youtube.
While I completely understand his decision to leave, because of his respectable rebelliousness and 'punk' disposition, I really dislike gameshows, and I outright hate the concept of 'celebrity', so I really doubt I'll watch anything in his new venture.

Carlin's daughter shows off cool thing she got from Dad

xxovercastxx says...

I loved GC toward the end but it was more because he was entertaining and insightful than funny. I always found it tiring to have to wade through the toilet humor to find the real comedy earlier in his career.

MichaelL said:

It saddens me to see that genuine smile on his face as a younger man because it underscores how bitter and cynical his humour became as he got older. I didn't find him funny in his last decade... his humour had devolved to simple rants... it was like the light had gone out inside...

British sailors lip synching "All I Want for Christmas"

bareboards2 says...

No offense intended, however you might want to consider a snappier title.

There are almost naked men in this vid. There is BAD DANCING, bad lip synching. Toilet humor. Cross dressing. Military men and women having a great and somewhat uncoordinated time. While your title is accurate, I wonder if a grabbier title will get you the votes this vid deserves?

Or not. Maybe I am the only one that interested in half naked sailors dressed only in boxes....

blankfist (Member Profile)

Jokes I like (Blog Entry by dag)

xxovercastxx says...

I'm a big fan of dark, witty and intelligent humor, but also of corny humor if delivered ironically. I do a lot of goofy things that nobody else will ever see or hear because they amuse me. A few years ago I was digging up pictures of Gothic architecture and churches to use as reference. I named the folder I threw them in "Holy Shit". It wasn't witty or intelligent, but it made me laugh to myself a little bit.

Toilet humor died a long time ago for me. It's too obvious. I've already thought of the punchline by the time you've gotten to it.

It's become apparent to me that my favorite humor is not the favorite humor of the Sift in general, based on which of my comments get applauded. This, for example, is one of my highest-voted jokes and yet I thought it was totally obvious and not especially funny. This, this, this and this, however, are hilarious to me.

Make Me Laugh Saturday (pilot episode) (Parody Talk Post)

Ornthoron says...

>> ^gwiz665:
Speaking of toilet humor: http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/news_story.aspx?id=262729
"I go past the bathroom," said Bernard. "And I'm noticing, like a fountain of feces and urine, come out of my toilet."


LOL, they even have a poll at the bottom asking "Should cities help out families affected by sewer explosions?"! Because these things happen all the time...

>> ^kronosposeidon:
^You can NOT go wrong with toilet humor.


No, and that was also good satire over the dilemma of toilet-related advertisers.

Make Me Laugh Saturday (pilot episode) (Parody Talk Post)

Make Me Laugh Saturday (pilot episode) (Parody Talk Post)

Comedienne has an unusual way of playing the kazoo (NSFW)

The boy with an ass for a face

blankfist (Member Profile)

blankfist says...

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
I cannot be clearer. Don't mess with my videos. You're abusing your powers. If you don't like my videos, you will need to act like every other person on here and downvote them. Do not discard my videos when they're not in violation of any sift rules.

If you dislike the cat fart video, then downvote it. You do not have the right to choose solely what is best for the community by discarding what you think is unfunny. If you think it is a selflink, then discuss it - you are not a one man siftquisition.

Furthermore, how about you leave me alone, and I'll do the same for you from this point on.

In reply to this comment by choggie:
dude, dude, chill baby-I hold no ill-will t'ward you, and everything, i mean EVERYTHING I say or do, I would say or do to myself-
I simply hate toilet humor for the most part, and you my son, like I once did, gravitate towards it-One of my personal peaves, like when you used to bite yer fingernails but don't now, and want everyone to keep their goddamn hands outta their mouths??? I have never come right out and said this, not my way-subtle suggestions are my modus.....unless you are simply a fuckstick supreme....like, dare I say-JAPR, who cocksucker that he is, and I knew he was from the moment he began commenting inanely on a lot of serious shiet voted up here-I confronted him, but not like this(way less subtle a message for him, of course, he showed his ass and began a rant of passive-aggresive jibber jabber that simply proved I was at least partially right about him(he never stopped blindly hating after that point) A real asshole-

I am happy you have made it up there, believe me, more power to ya, I like the dynamic of active members mouths waggin', hell, I talk way too much to be so misunderstood-I have had quite enough tributes here, thank you, and suffice it to say, that because you now know EXACTLY what I dislike about anal-expulsion-I'd thank you to not cultivate the panty-knot you have concerning a cat fart video, with my handle onnit....M'kay duuuuude???The fucking search engines tell a lot to idiots, about other idiots.

I have NEVER discarded a diamond's post before-yer a first-I'll promise it'll be the last, because i suspect you are a gentleman-But fuck, talk about beating you with a hammer to make you understand a simple point!!! Thank God, now I don't have to vote at all when I see another dog fucking a stuffed animal video, posted by somebody who thinks it is siftworthy......

Problem is, folks from generations other than my own, seem to be a bit slow on the uptake.....bereft from public education's seduction of minds, to breed new generations of folks who can't seem to grasp meaning from the written word-

How do I know this to be true??? I am surrounded by it daily-the country is full of Cali-type, mentally damaged lackeys of the machine, and I am simply a "mean what I say, and say what I mean, motherfucker"-most folks today (mentally divergent) take someone with these sensibilities and attributes to be, like you said, know it alls, and what not. I am no more arrogant or sure of myself than anyone....i simply communicate along non-linear waves, and most folks are stuck in duality-


I apologize if you feel you are being bulllied or that I am on some "Blacklist Blankfist" mission....I ain't-I'm just happy to be able to screamloud and hope someone hears-I like you man, I really do-I approached you very early on regarding something on yer profile page.....yer good people-

Now......what to do about that fear-It's a mind-killer, baby-don't let it rob you of yer joy-I would be happy to go public with any beef you have, and attempt to justify my actions, should you feel the need.....otherwise, no ones gonna miss yer fucking cat fart, I'm sure some folks on youtube have some poignant comments, and a million views.

Love and Crisco, Brian

Conkers-Bad Fur Day-The Great Mighty Poo

gorgonheap (Member Profile)

kronosposeidon says...

Eh, you'll get used to it. Once you get past that corpsey smell.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Sweetness, though it's kind of creepy talking to a dead person. Maybe I'm just like Cole Sear.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
I was wondering who, if anyone, would ask for that. Because you asked first it's all yours, once my ghost sifts just a few more videos first. It can't leave this world until it gets to post a couple more toilet humor videos.

It's all about the quality.

kronosposeidon (Member Profile)



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