I prefer my tofu dead and my marinara a-flowing. I'd take any of you two in my mouth any day.. no wait, the didn't come out right.. no wait, that's not right either. Uhm... *thumbs up* *runs out of the room and hides in a closet* (Dammit!)

deader than tofu.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Congratumalations and thanks for your contributions. Tofu with Marinara sauce .. yum.

Cheers guys! Apart from providing quality entertainment for the past year or so, you've taught me what marinara sauce is and that tofu can, in fact, be killed after all.
Huzzah! Enjoy your new powers.

*Sticky: What else would you expect when you combine marinara sauce and dead tofu?

Congratulations, gentleman. You've earned it. It's good to see more sifters rise in the ranks. Everyone here is important. They all give this place its unique character. Good for both of you.

Heya, Mr. Tofu, I ended up sifting a dupe (then discarding) of your "Dawkins Reads Hate Mail" sift, and thought you might like to switch out your embed for this one:



It is just a bit better quality, and not being shown at that convention, or wherever that was taking place.

Aha! when I was ready to move on to how to make, say, soy sauce, this old lover comes back... glad it was sifted, and thanks!

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This finally sifted!

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-To-Make-Tofu

This finally sifted!

http://www.videosift.com/video/How-To-Make-Tofu

I *beg for Tofu

tofu, it was the first/only vid on the subject when I posted it.

mmmmmm tofu

Word!

In reply to this comment by legacy0100:
FUCK YEAH DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG ORGASM OMG UGHHH!!!

The wound on her arm was swelling almost instantly after the fact. That signifies there was some impact, knife wounds don't swell like that.

She very well could have been shot, this stuff to them is regular. This is what happens every day in these countries. if it happened here in the US it would be spectacular, it would be ALL OVER THE PRESS!

Dead tofu, remember saving private Ryan? The sniper scene, you don't go any where or do anything except take cover. If you run, you become a target, if it indeed was a sniper then taking cover would be a good thing to do.

I would suspect that with the volume of fire it was a sniper, probably at long range judging by the wound.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'richard dawkins, evulotion, islam, religion' to 'richard dawkins, evolution, islam, religion, dead tofu cant spell' - edited by rottenseed

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Until I hear something from his mouth that I disagree with, I'm going to love the man. I see several of you auto-downvoting, so I'm going to assume you disagree with critical thinking in regards to religion; you disagree with stand up comedy, which can be crude at times; OR you have a past disagreement with Condell in particular.

In all honesty, I don't know much about this man, but here's a quote from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_Condell):

"I used to talk about this stuff in comedy clubs until I discovered internet video. Now I get a lot more death threats, but I don't have to deal with drunks."

I automatically like the guy.

hear,hear.....well spoken.

Thank ya, Tofu.