>> ^Yogi:

They film this crap in my town...I hate them.
At least the crap isn't in your toaster.

I kept thinking "there must be a */parody in here.. there must be... tell me its a parody... good lord its not. That anyone this ... like this has access to technology more advanced than a toaster oven scares the crap outa me.

For the record I mean the makeup/horrible speech/insane logic not just the beck crazy. Beck crazy is a known factor, this ... this is just frightening.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'boobs, jiggle, oh no, broken toaster' to 'boobs, jiggle, oh no, broken toaster, popcorn' - edited by therealblankman

>> ^garmachi:

>> ^ant:
>> ^garmachi:
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Fixed and thanks!

N'worries!
I remember absolutely loving this screensaver back in the day. I think I bought it at Sam's Club for something ridiculous like $35. What were we thinking???


I still love screen savers! I still use them too even though they don't help my LCD monitors. I do love watching funny, pretty, etc. I have 24, Matrix, fish tanks, DNA, etc.

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>> ^garmachi:
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Fixed and thanks!


N'worries!

I remember absolutely loving this screensaver back in the day. I think I bought it at Sam's Club for something ridiculous like $35. What were we thinking???

>> ^garmachi:

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Fixed and thanks!

I'd rather take a toaster bath than be governed by Apple. That's terrifying. I can't think of any corporation that is more 1984, more cult-of-personality, more we-know-what's-best-for-you, and more style-over-substance. I'd rather be governed by Haliburton (again).

*dead, regardless of what that stupid toaster says.

I ask to be or not to be.
That is the question I ask of me.
This sullied life, it makes me shudder.
My uncle's boffing dear sweet mother.
Would I, could I take me life?
Could I, should I end this strife?
Should I jump out of a plane?
Or throw myself before a train?
Should I from a cliff just leap?
Could I put myself to sleep?
Shoot myself or take some poison?
Maybe try self-immolation?
To shudder off this mortal coil,
I could stab myself with a fencing foil.
Slash my wrists while in the bath?
Would it end my angst and wrath?
To sleep, to dream, now there's the rub.
I could drop a toaster in my tub.
Would all be glad if I were dead?
Could I perhaps kill them instead?
This line of thought takes consideration -
For I'm the king of procrastination.

Bandy Toaster!!

For the uninitiated

I remember when the Video Toaster and other then-new realtime digital systems were being demoed this was one of those "Wow!" things you could show off with.

Siftbot your mother was a toaster...a cheap toaster.

Frakkin' toaster!

*nochannel

*80s
*Canada
*Comedy
*Animation
*Dark
*love
*Shortfilms

Holy shit, I haven't seen that screen in a LOOOOOOONG time. We had an Amiga 3000 with a Video Toaster, Lightwave, DTV and Deluxe Paint III. Sadly, our video production business never got off the ground, but it did get me into a career doing computers. Thanks mom!

I think you're thinking of early versions of Lightwave 3D, also made by NewTek.

[edit] After watching the rest of the video, I see that they have Lightwave incorporated into the Toaster software, my bad.[/edit]