Andre Perkowski got such a great response on his Retro Batman series, “Silent Shadow of the Bat-Man,” (and part two) that he produced a three-part serial as a follow-up called “Arkham After Midnight,” of which this is the first chapter, “Mark of The Mad Hatter”

Big globs of setup concerning Arkham Asylum… madness! surreal delirium!
Hallucinations! Screaming lunatics! Obsessive supervillains! That amazing
triumph of conceit over technology, the incredible “Bat-Gyro.” All this and the
trippiest final two minutes you ever needed to see.

While the Miley jokes were mildly amusing, this gets the upvote for the final comment about Etchisketchistan. Oh and for the Crawl!

"Oral-B recalls combination toothbrush and razor following string of horrific injuries"

"Report: US Metabolism falls to 5 year low"

"New York Police Department reports supervillain who fell from building into river certainly dead"

"Sports Update: Michael Pelfrey throws 1000mph pitch thanks to performance enhancing typo"

"News from Montana: Newly discovered cluster of dinosaur bones suggest existence of a 200-million-year-old natural history museum"

" 'The idea of Portland' tops Time Magazine's list of "America's best cities" "

" McDonalds adds employee benefits to dollar menu"

"Plans for invasion of Iran canceled after Mahmoud Ahmadinejad accidentally CC'ed on Pentagon E-mail"

"News from Uganda: Last Remaining Mountain Gorilla just wants to be left alone"

"Crayola Crayon Factory named nation's most miserable place to work"


Love the Onion...

good comments. agreed that Iraq Body Count methods may be more appropriate at this time.

Bush's dismissive remark is classic supervillain. One would imagine the President of the United States to be a bit more interested in not coming off as evil.

Man, that thing looks freakin scary. I wonder why supervillains never dangle the damsel in distress over one of those?