Suck it up, you little slob. Parental doting will do you no favors in the long run.

Right around 34-35... How does a BJ turn you into a slob?

>> ^berticus:

http://videosift.com/video/how-she-gets-to-look-that-beautiful
>> ^darkrowan:
I'm pretty sure I've seen the video this parodies here on the sift, if only I could find it...



There's also Alyssa Milano's 'Snooki' Evolution done a while back

http://videosift.com/video/Alyssa-Milano-s-Evolution-Jersey-Shore

http://videosift.com/video/how-she-gets-to-look-that-beautiful
>> ^darkrowan:

I'm pretty sure I've seen the video this parodies here on the sift, if only I could find it...

Your video, Slob Evolution, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

brilliant!

In reply to this comment by Ryjkyj:
>> ^MilkmanDan:

I held off watching, expecting a grammar-nazi style rant. Pleasantly surprised by the actual answer!



Your second sentence is actually a dependent clause because there is no subject. Which means the two statements below should be separated by a comma.

You f*&^ing ignorant slob.

>> ^MilkmanDan:

I held off watching, expecting a grammar-nazi style rant. Pleasantly surprised by the actual answer!



Your second sentence is actually a dependent clause because there is no subject. Which means the two statements below should be separated by a comma.

You f*&^ing ignorant slob.

I wonder how well it will balance with an obese slob sitting on it.

Haggle, barter, trade for drugs or sex, indentured servery, what would you pay for "health care" if the already available options were not available?

Stay healthy, stay fit, eat right....the cost for emergency and trauma care could be supplemented greatly without a nation of unhealthy blobs, slobs, clods, and frauds....doctors, pharmy companies, included.

The problem is not reasonable cost and availability to all, the problem is unhealthy minions by design and discipline....The fat, unhealthy, and otherwise anemic thinkers have sold their souls to the lowest common denominator as well. Convenience.

Tidbits from wikipedia:

* Leno faced controversy due to the frontal nudity he requested to be in the film.
* There was also word of a deep hatred between Morita and Leno, for Morita had once referred to Leno as a "fat slob" during the production of the movie.

What the hell is going on in this living room? There's a loveseat in the middle of the room propped up at a 45 degree angle. Fucking slobs!

Plus, could you make a more boring video?

ROFL!

I was sure this was a sarcastic, snarky title, making fun of some poor untalented slob. But no! It really is the awesomest that I've ever seen.

Thanks for finding this one.

Kinda like a segway, but not for fat slobs.

Yes, greed fear, and ignorance are the main tools of the business that is politics. I am just over 2 years of college, with a bachelor of arts. I voted independent. My main reason is that I distrust both parties. I believe that each election is a show, reality TV only its reality.

I think free market is excellent so long as the participants are ethical, and currently all of the US systems are lacking in ethics.

The current problem with the Systems of the world are the Incentives to take action, whether that action be evil, good, or neutral.

I urge all of the US citizens, who see this comment, if you take nothing away from here then take this: how many of you know what the Office of Government Ethics or Federal Office of Special Counsel are?

Please see: FAA Whistle blowers fired and defamed. The client serving culture costs the Consumer.

Take for example, the cure of HIV : http://www.baldwincountynow.com/articles/2009/05/28/local_news/doc4a1d63cb68531598814432.txt http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CCR5

Little publicity? Incentives! The big names didn't find the "cure" so they stifle the little names. We see the same thing when it comes to politics, wars, freedom, and traffic laws. HIV is treatable. Yet the public still thinks that it is not?

As to your question JiggaJphnson, allow me to quote Göring from the Nuremberg trials.

Göring: Why, of course, the people don't want war. Why would some poor slob on a farm want to risk his life in a war when the best that he can get out of it is to come back to his farm in one piece. Naturally, the common people don't want war; neither in Russia nor in England nor in America, nor for that matter in Germany. That is understood. But, after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine the policy and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy or a fascist dictatorship or a Parliament or a Communist dictatorship.
Gilbert: There is one difference. In a democracy, the people have some say in the matter through their elected representatives, and in the United States only Congress can declare wars.
Göring: Oh, that is all well and good, but, voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country.

1. i have lived in poverty. i worked my ass off while taking care of 2 kids to get out of it. and that is why i think you should try it. you seem to desperately need some perspective before you attempt to proselytize here.

2.the ER bill is $4000, i thought i said that.
his preventative home administered asthma medication is $350/per month after my insurance pays 40%. he recieves a dose everyday as a preventative measure. when hes in a flair up its 4-6 doses a day. the nebulizer cost $500. we bought it 3 years ago. you obviously know nothing about children healthcare and asthma. i couldve always just watched him asphyxiate while his airway swelled shut and the home treatments we were prescribed and had on hand were not effective.

3. did you miss the 500 posts ive made about how I HAVE WORKED IN A FUCKING EMERGENCY ROOM FOR 8 FUCKING YEARS?!?! so fuck me and my kids because their sorry ass mother chose to be a hourly wage slob providing healthcare to a mostly hispanic and poor demographic. if you want to talk about how much healthcare costs and why it costs so much and treatments, procedures, illnesses, pathologies and tests with anyone on the sift, im sure i can hold my own.

4. the fact is, you really have no business trying to assess the cost and circumstances surrounding medicine healthcare or childhood illnesses.