Friends of mine have a basset hound that they make wear slippers in the house so his nails don't scratch the hardwood floors!

Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon, but I hate Footloose


If Vanilla Ice hired these guys to make him look hardcore, it would be genius.

It appears we are not the asshats eachother thought to be.

my name is Brent. I like to ride a mountain bike, massive earphones on and enjoy the outside.
long, or short walks on the beach.
In reply to this comment by Fantomas:
"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances;
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms;
And then the whining school-boy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honour, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lin'd,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slipper'd pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well sav'd, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank; and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion;
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything."

Suprisingly no mention of baldness.

How on earth did we get to this point? From trading silly insults to hair (or lack thereof) to Shakespeare. If only all life's conversations evolved in this matter.

In reply to this comment by BoneRemake:
I shave my head, I bypass the entire ordeal of hair. half the time facial hair is longer then my scalp hair. its odd. 18-27 complete hippy look, long hair cut on occasions but that was once in a blue moon soo long scraggly hair and facial hair was prevalent for damn near ten years. Then this shaving and such started. reminds me of hearing something about Shakespeare 7 life's of men. or something like that.

In reply to this comment by Fantomas:
The irony of the whole affair is that I actually have a fairly full beard myself, although I do shave my neck. I guess that makes me a neckbeard in denial. With the modus operandi of neckbeards being rage over the internet, it only serves to confirm the diagnosis.

In reply to this comment by BoneRemake:
" neckbeard "

made me *sad to admit* almost piss myself.

hydrating after work and sifting can be messy.

Thanks!

In reply to this comment by Lann:
oooOOooo nice ruby red slippers...Congratulations!

oooOOooo nice ruby red slippers...Congratulations!

>> ^budzos:

Wonderful for the cat but my brain keeps wanting to see it as exposed lower leg bones, with the flesh ripped off. Maybe color them black or something.


Yeah, I think they need to make him some little fuzzy black slippers or something.

Hey, Congrats on the Ruby glasses and slippers - now you just need a Ruby Hat!

Partying in your slippers? You guys were out of control!

In amongst the Update, I almost missed it - Congrats

"I like those slippers - Those are some nice slippers"
Ruby On...!

Being a Nazi is pretty much as unAmerican as it gets. This is the equivalent of people 50 years from now marching around in robes and slippers ranting about agreeing with Al Qaeda.

Next up, should overweight people have to pay more tax into the health system than skinny people?

It is fascinating how liberals quickly apply the 'slippery slope' to abortion but refuse to acknowledge the slipperly slope of how government will regulate human life far beyond abortions. Rage over privacy issues with the Patriot Act, and mewling subservience to open books for government to 'more efficiently' run your health care. Whine like mules that private corporations are 'too big, rich, and powerful' but a total blind spot with government being bigger and having more power/money than any entity on earth.

The small percentage of 'poor uninsured' can be helped with state programs, municipal level clinics, and voluntary charitable donations. 1.3 trillion to a government agency is absolutely unecessary, wasteful, and philosophically dangerous. We're all better off with a private system, warts and all. Give government this kind of power and you'll regret it. Government cannot be trusted. It will inevitably abuse the power. It is better to never let them have it. Got a beef with a private company? Government is a great place to list your grievences. Government as a supervisory and regulatory entity is fine. Government PARTICIPATING in the process is a horrible mistake. It always has been, and always will be.

Hooray!!! Pokemon slippers and pocket pussies for everyone!!!

Who wrote those lyrics, LFO? I was waiting to hear him say ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees. Can we get rid of autotune now please?

There are at least 4 signs to a bad argument:

1) You make up words to describe your opponent.
"Blankfist you are a balaboonist."
2) Resort to personal attacks.
"Rottenseed, I can't trust you your mother is catholic."
3) Compare them to an evil dictator.
"Dag, you should grow a little black mustache."
4) Use the slipper slope logical phallacy.
"If we let Netrunner continue to be a on Videosift, we will all become robots."

I like how he does some super-major-pwnage on that Mccarthy-loving idiot out...

It is hard to fit all four into one sentence. Oh, well.

Can't upvote because of all the voice-over hyperbole.

Here's a nice article addressing the hyperbole about this fossil:
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/loom/2009/05/19/darwinius-it-delivers-a-pizza-and-it-lengthens-and-it-strengthens-and-it-finds-that-slipper-thats-be
en-at-large-under-the-chaise-lounge-for-several-weeks/