I live in Pittsburgh, we have an equally annoying accent "Yinz goin dahntahn to get a chipped ham sammich?" but beyond that I lived in Worchester, MA (basically about an hour outside of Boston, effectively a suburb even though it was it's own city) for almost a year. I can spot the Boston accent like nobodies business. In my group of friends when I lived in Worchester (pronounced Wors-ter by locals) there was one guy with a thick Boston accent, he used to get so much grief from my other friends. We tease in Pittsburgh anyone with a thick Pittsburgh accent though as well.

Clearly, you've never heard of Teusday Pewsdays... Get out there and get some free sammiches! Those nuns aren't gonna fuck themselves!

I bet its not, fish sammiches are yummy.

They forgot these:

- Cabin service so frosty it makes a Moscow winter look like fucking Maui. (See: Icelandair)

- Fist-swinging free-for-all trying to grab aisle seats near the front of the plane (See: Southwest).

- The prepaid-for seat shuffle where the seat you reserved three months ago gets taken from you and you're reassigned somewhere near the head at the back of the plane. (See: Alaska Airlines)

- "Aww, Sweetie, did you want a sandwich on this 7-hour trans-Atlantic flight? THAT'LL BE 30 FUCKING EUROS PLEASE. Oh, you want to pay in dollars? Ok, that'll be 45 bucks at the current exchange rate plus conversion and transaction fees. Here, enjoy this three-day-old reindeer meat sammich that's dryer than the twats of the frigid cabin crew who served it to you." (See: Icelandair (again))

- Ladies and Gentlemen, we apologize for the 6g maneuver our former Air Force pilot is about to pull in order to avoid having to do a go-around because we were too busy discussing the new stewardess' tits to watch the glide path. Please keep the screaming in terror to a minimum as he startles easily . . ." (See: Delta)

- "Ladies and Gentlemen, we've now arrived in Scranton . . . oh, fuck, this isn't Pittsburgh!" (See: Delta (multiple times))

Yeah -- I just LOVE flying.

Have you ever made a sammich, gone to bed with your late night snack and left it on the nightstand and forgotten about it? its still a sammich after you wake up.

Hey woman, make me a sammich!

...or the terrorists will win.

YO! WOMAN! PRINT ME A SAMMICH!!!

She never listens. I asked for a sammich.

If I was the driver I would give the navigator 2 knuckle sammiches with a side of STFU!!!

>> ^gorillaman:

>> ^ZappaDanMan:
I'm not sure what I just watched, but I like it

You don't know about Invader Zim? Go and watch all of Invader Zim.


I like it when he said sandwich, i like sandwhiches, ham and cheese are great. I will watch the 'Invader Zim' cooking TV show later.

>> ^ZappaDanMan:

I'm not sure what I just watched, but I like it

You don't know about Invader Zim? Go and watch all of Invader Zim.

>> ^EvilDeathBee:

"Hi floor! Make me a sammich!"


I almost posted a clip of that too.

"Hi floor! Make me a sammich!"

Wheat toast.

Peanut Butter.

Strawberry Jam.

Bacon.

Lettuce.

Potato Chips.

Perfect sammich.