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this reminds me of rollerskating in the 70s

I'm not sure about the power inefficiencies, but I doubt anyone will be able to afford to cover their entire factory/skatepark with copper (? not sure what that surface is). Could be useful as tracked pathways, maybe.

Not sure why they're wearing skiing goggles?

Finally, Tony shows the problem with a hoverboard at the end. Skateboards, snowboards, skis, rollerskates, bikes....these are all controlled by changing your balance and altering the friction between the board and the ground. If you're not touching the ground... how the hell do you steer the damn thing?

Still cool though

Say no to unplanned pregnancy? Excellent. I'll tell the wife to hold off on tying up them tubes. We're goin' rollerskating!

HAH! I used to ride roller skates with all my friends on skateboards-now I ride a longboard...I am only one man in a sea of love....what more can I do but be forever who I am?

In reply to this comment by chilaxe:
Hey Choggatron, thanks for the offer, but it seems like your Vintage video did fine without my famous breath of life.

Also, the turtle is society, and you're the one trying to get it to move, even if only an inch at a time, am I right? May I respectfully suggest rollerskates?

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Hey Chilaxitron....I'd be gracious with gettin' you to gold on the fast track.....Interested? Even if you are not, I'd trade ya my next 2 powerpoints to be used according to your instructions should you wish to save this viddy before it dies.....I'll boost ya how I can towards yer gold anyhow, whether or not you's like to help out...yer a mere 5 away, eh?
http://videosift.com/video/Vintage-Television-Action-Theme-Player
Cheers

Hey Choggatron, thanks for the offer, but it seems like your Vintage video did fine without my famous breath of life.

Also, the turtle is society, and you're the one trying to get it to move, even if only an inch at a time, am I right? May I respectfully suggest rollerskates?

In reply to this comment by choggie:
Hey Chilaxitron....I'd be gracious with gettin' you to gold on the fast track.....Interested? Even if you are not, I'd trade ya my next 2 powerpoints to be used according to your instructions should you wish to save this viddy before it dies.....I'll boost ya how I can towards yer gold anyhow, whether or not you's like to help out...yer a mere 5 away, eh?
http://videosift.com/video/Vintage-Television-Action-Theme-Player
Cheers

*puts on absurdly frilly glove
*backhands thepinky and deedub81 in one swift motion
*rollerskates furiously past peggedbea, giving the peace sign, neon pink pigtails flying in the wind

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !




*glances back to catch gwiz checking him out from behind and is confused by mutual feelings of disgust and arousal

Tags for this video have been changed from 'kerowack, dirty, bumf, electronic, music, instrumental' to 'kerowack, dirty, bumf, electronic, music, instrumental, roller skates, rollerskating' - edited by kulpims

Girl meets boy on Thursday night
Boy was high girl fly like kite
They hold hands until next day
Boy then lets go hit his way
Boy rules butt brags to his boys
Erection brings bad boy joys
Boy thinks of that big fat back
Big black fat love big black fat
Girl calls boy to stand him up on Saturday
Saturday
POS AND Q-TIP:
Saturday, it's a Saturday
It's a Saturday, it's a Saturday
Saturday, it's a Saturday
Saturday, it's a Saturday
POS:
Back once more with the wallop in the score
Must I ride and rip, should I make you rock your hip
Reviver of a roller-boogie in a rink
And sure to make you think about the times
To scope fun instead of fights
(But diving from a piece of metal sure to take your life)
Yo, slip your butt to the fix of this mix
Toss that briefcase, it's time to let loose
'Cause you've worked like heck to get the week in check
So unfasten that noose around your neck
Connected like a vibe from the wheel to the foot
Come on everybody dig the funky output
VINIA:
Five days you work
One whole day to play
Come on everybody, wear your rollerskates today
It's Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday-ay
(Is the word, is the word, is the word)
POS:
Now as you pump your fist I reminisce
To a bounce, rock, skate, roll
Fess to impress
Hey, pretty diamond, do you like the way I'm dressed
Cool, keep the faith and be my mate
'Cause all we need is feet
(And rollerskates)
But promote the hustle 'cause it keeps me thin
No need to talk, look who just walked in
DOVE:
(Is there a Dred on skates?)
Yes, man
(So kick the wham on this jam)
Oh Mr. Sprinkler, Mr. Sprinkler
Wet me for one, Mr. Sprinkler
I'm heatin' high-five in a daze, no split
With a yawn I trip to the dawn
Out comes the bodies following the one idea
It's clear, rattle to the roll
Hold back up the track, grab your rollerskates y'all
And let's zip on by
Zip-a-de-doo-dah, let's zip on by
Feed on a weed and we're feeling high
Sun is on thick and the cheese is rollin' quick
Come on, there's no time to hide
Season is twist, spinning and winning
No hackeysack, let let me in
Spill on the bottom away, but it's okay, huh
It's a Saturday
POS:
Now let's all get baked like Anita
Q-TIP:
Watch Mr. Lawnge, don't look at the peter
DOVE:
Feel on the fun, I'll feel on the
VINIA:
Hey, watch that!
DE LA SOUL:
It's a Saturday
VINIA:
Now is the time
To act the fool tonight
Forget about your worries and you will be all right
It's Saturday, Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday
Saturday, it's Saturday-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay
(Aaoww)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)
(Saturday)

Looks like the ninja fell afoul of the Inverse Ninja Law -- If they had only sent one ninja on rollerskates, he would have been sufficiently badass to slice the three wheeled car in half with his sword and kill the driver with a shuriken to the head.

>> mmm. Swedish cheese...

Great:) I like the carefree spirit..

Coincidentally I also posted a clip featuring some rollerskating:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Oh-Susie-Secret-Service-1979-Rollerskating-in-the-city

I beat a man on rollerskates...

...just to see him cry

Wow! rollerskates, the fly-by smell of nachos and going all loopy. truely funky-filled memories with this one. Bravo.

2nd upvote for Gene Kelly on rollerskates.