WooHoo! Roll another one for me birthday newtboy! I have high expectations for you to have a rockin' day!

Shelby Mitchusson Responds To ASL ‘Lose Yourself’ Video
http://www.ibtimes.com/shelby-mitchusson-responds-asl-lose-yourself-video-thanks-fans-facebook-post-1943310

Also more shelby rockin it https://youtu.be/M7TlXZ5dD1k

Gettin down live https://youtu.be/oNUJ4dWy7DM

It was April the forty-first
Being a quadruple leap year
I was driving in downtown Atlantis
My barracuda was in the shop
So I was in a rented stingray
And it was overheating

So I pulled into a Shell Station
They said I'd blown a seal
I said, "Fix the damn thing
And leave my private life out of it
Okay pal?"

While they were doing that
I walked over to a place called the Oyster Bar, a real dive
But I knew the owner
He used to play for the Dolphins
I said "Hi Gil"
You have to yell, he's hard of herring

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Gil was also down on his luck
Fact is he was barely keeping his head below water
I bellied up to the sandbar
He poured me the usual

Rusty snail, hold the grunion
Shaken not stirred
With a peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich on the side
Heavy on the mako

I slipped him a fin
On porpoise
I was feeling good
I even dropped a sand dollar in the box for Jerry's squids
For the halibut

Well the place was crowded
We were packed in like sardines They were all there to listen to the big band sounds of Tommy Dorsal
What sole

Tommy was rockin' the place with a very popular tuna
Salmon Chanted Evening
And the stage was surrounded by screaming groupers
Probably there to see the bass player

One of them was this cute little yellowtail
And she's giving me the eye
So I figured this is my chance for a little fun
You know, piece of Pisces

But she said things I just couldn't fathom
She was too deep, seemed to be under a lot of pressure
Boy, could she drink
She drank like a . . .
She drank a lot

I said "What's your sign"
She said "Aquarium"
I said "Great, let's get tanked"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

I invited her to my place for a midnight bait
I said "Come on baby, it'll only take a few minnows"
She threw me that same old line
"Not tonight, I gotta haddock"

And she wasn't kidding either
Cause in came the biggest, meanest looking haddock
I'd ever seen come down the pike
He was covered with mussels

He came over to me and said
"Listen, shrimp, don't you come trollin' around here"
What a crab
This guy was steamed
I could see the anchor in his eyes

I turned to him, I said
"A-balone, you're just being shellfish"
Well, I knew it was going to be trouble and so did Gil
'Cause he was already on the phone to the cods

The haddock hits me with a sucker punch
I catch him with a left hook
He eels over
It was a fluke but there he was
Lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel
Kelpless

I said "Forget the cods Gil
This guy's gonna need a sturgeon"
Well, the yellowtail was impressed with the way I landed her boyfriend
She came over to me, she said
"Hey, big boy, you're really a game fish
What's your name"
I said "Marlin"

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh
Wet dream

Well, from then on we had a whale of a time
I took her to dinner, I took her to dance
I bought her a bouquet of flounders
And then I went home with her
And what did I get for my trouble
A case of the clams

Think I had a wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Wet dream
Cruisin' thru the Gulf Stream
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh

Came for the motorcycle. Stayed for the rockin' 80's jam!

a) I really hope this kid was rockin' a diaper. Otherwise, WTF Dad, get him to a toilet!
b) This kid ain't ever living this down when he gets older. This is some serious blackmail footage.

If this shell's a-rockin', don't bother sniffing!

Though you might be a fan of these girls hard rockin Slayer ways
http://youtu.be/kFd2Mi2FTzs

is it me or is that guy on the right rockin' an old Vanilla Ice hair-do?

OMG, So absolutely spot on. Funny as Hell.
The guy I knew in School that had the rockin' IROC still works at the same car dealership as a car salesman....

Edit: Reading this back to myself, I think I sounded like a teenaged girl just now.

Awwwww, Sarah was hurt-poor old bitchy Jewish princess-Krag-Magda defense still rockin' that frame, and so sincere for an oldster-Oh and, pull that wimmin-card too, way to fall-out respectfully.....All fours and grovel baby!! Love your graceful swan-moves...stay as fresh as you can til you turn full-on ass!

Who cares or wants to know, If you have to ask chicco, you either don't know already or have exhausted all other means at your disposal of finding out, or only care about your best program which appears to be failing you the harder you try.

Ask the submitter in his native tongue perhaps, he seems sincere about wanting to promote his video here in the public forum known as the videosift, and for this and form me he gets a *quality

Or perhaps, seek professional help in extricating the stick embedded in an orifice?

Vietnamese kids rockin'-out, cool as helll!


*quality and promote if the powers were available considering the sheit dealt cold by the resident copper....promote self-linkage and rule-breaking

I attribute my own infatuation with gingers (and the curse that comes with it) to one of my early pubescent imprints associated with my proclivities towards all things musical and my 8th grade choir teacher, the ravenous Ms. Jane Polnick.

Her drop-dead gorgeous sister (both with piercing blue eyes and succulent, unblemished figures) was also a chanteuse and a rockin' blonde!

She was also an insatiable flirt.

Hellspawn, demon wench!

Rockin'!

He's a total crackhead. Case closed and get an igloo ready for a fresh heart delivery, this choads' way past hypertension, no mercy.
Does his mother know he's a whore?

✨ Rockin' title! ✨

@artician, Yep. Pretty much his picture in the dictionary on the page that makes him that guy.

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