*raises hand*

I don't understand.

*raises hand* I have a question...

Usually my videoes are always at the bottom of the "to expire soon" list and usually the ones that would soon expire that have 9 votes, I usually give the video its 10th vote so that it can be queued and my videos can move up in rank of soon to exire...

Is that illegal activity? If it is, I will stop right away...

She really seems sad to be breaking the news to us.

How many of you knew most of this beforehand, and still eat junk food? [raises hand]

raise your hand if you upvote things you don't understand to make you look smarter! *raises hand*

raises hand...

Mr. Siftbot... What is your take on the newbies of Videosift and do you work alone or have an army of siftbots at your disposal?

*Enthusiastically raises hand*

^---- (raises hand)

[raises hand]

*raises hand* *cries*

SUPERMAN: AKA STRONGGUYMAN-"Ok, who in the audience wants to go to the moon?!"

VOLUNTEER:- (raises hand) friends cheer and push him to the front, he's way in the back....superman inhales in his direction, and the man instantly appears on stage, with a hugh hickey on his stomach, his shirt hangs ripped around superman's head.
SUPERMAN: "Ok fella, curl up inna ball like this (superrman curls him
in the ball he wants) and hold yer breath.... READY!!??"

VOLUNTEER:(muffled, strained, mumbling)"R....Y!"

(superman squats, disappears, is gone for about 10 seconds, while the
startled crowd mumbles and looks around, then appears in the same spot,
holding a dead guy)

SUPERMAN: (holds the corpse by the back of the neck, rolls him out in
a standing vertically, and begins to ask him how was it...using the
corner of a free finger to move his lips...superman practices his true
passion before a captivated audience....ventriloquism

he is then fired, but says later, that he quit.....

[raises hand]

I saw it this past weekend and was pleasantly surprised... Maybe it was all those amazing abs and leather speedos, but I liked it!

*raises hand* i'm going to take part in this! i'm not sure how well i will do, but i am going to try and whip something together!

*looks at floor* *raises hand*

My fault. Sorry.

*raises hand* i do ... but they are in particular order.

ok .... by a show of hands who has called 867-5309???

i'll start .... *meekly raises hand*