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newtboy
(Member Profile)
WeedandWeirdness jokingly says...My 20th High School reunion starts tonight...I think I need to puke, and then smoke about a dozen bowls, then maybe a few shots before I can do this. Have you ever gone to any of yours?
Know any good jokes?
Hyper-reality: Our augmented future
Asmo says.../puke
Your whole life as a facebook game???? No thanks...
Let's Talk About Bathrooms
MordhausAs a person who cleaned restrooms while I was in college, I can say that women's rooms are just as bad as men's. You just haven't lived until you've tried to unclog a toilet that got clogged by a sanitary napkin some idiot tried to flush with their poo.
Additionally, at least in college restrooms, the likelihood of puke was much higher on the female side.
Have you ever been in a woman's bathroom? I have. There's no urine in there. I mean, on the floor. I know, right? I always thought that was universal; public bathroom = swimming in urine, globs of wet tissue, and I just threw up a little thinking of the other stuff.
Women's bathrooms aren't anything like that. Sometimes one of them doesn't dispose of a tampon right, which can be yucky, but otherwise: no urine. Doesn't even smell that bad!
Don't get me wrong. I'm all for a unified society and breaking down gender roles and segregation, but I wouldn't force a men's room on anyone.
World's Worst Haircut
Drachen_Jager says...This reminds me of Jurassic Park for 2 reasons:
1: people too busy trying to figure out whether they could defy the laws of nature didn't pause to think about whether they SHOULD.
2: she looks like a dinosaur chewed on her head (and maybe puked up a little)
Animal Survival Skills: Poison Edition
JustSayingI wanna see the puking bird! It sounds so cool. Like a disgusting take on dragons.
When the beat goes...drop
PaybackAlso just like at a Rave, the one on the right is about to puke.
All I want for Christmas
bobknight33Disgusting puke promoted by the loving arms of the left.
That is Dog Shit
articianNot sure it's real. The puke made it seem real, but because he turns and fills the camera I imagined the guy drinking something to fake throwing up. Also: who doesn't smell something strange they're told to eat before they put it in their mouths?
Tesla autopilot saves the day
Drachen_Jager says...What kind of douche drives a six-figure car and thinks it's a good idea to make a few bucks on the side stiffing hard-working taxi drivers out of their income?
I hope some drunk pukes all over his back seat.
The Case for the 32-Hour Workweek
JustSayingDude, I'm not dissing deskjobs here. It's just that for the vast majority of jobs, a 32 hour week can't work unless you have more employees. Yeah, in his company that works and it's brilliant but as soon as you get into jobs that require actual physical labor (let's say construction work) or physical presence (for example sales clerks or cops) it doesn't. It's a huge upside of his company, it's just unrealistic for 80% of every other job.
I can have as many sandwiches as I like at my job. All the fucking time. I can eat Creme Brûlée till I puke my guts out. Cops get to beat up people and pornstars get to have earth-shattering orgasms. Every job has an upside.
This dude acts as if he just found out something amazing. Or as if he just made a commercial for his company.
I sit at a desk all day, and I produce work that's seen or used by millions of people, so I take issue with that statement!
This Much Will Kill You
yellowc says...Consecutively and also without puking it back up.
13 shots of alcohol? Shit, I've been close.
SFOGuy
(Member Profile)
siftbotYour video, A new way to make you puke up your corn dog, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.
Max Verstappen drives Dad Jos around Monaco
antI would had puke/vomit, poop, pee, and pass out.
Guy has sore ear after swimming, found this
lucky760It's funny. The idea of things living in me used to be an enormous phobia of mine and this kind of video would have freaked me fuck out (a la newtboy above), but for some reason now I just giggle at videos like these (below). No idea why, but I'd like what she's having. (And by "she" I mean me.)
*related=http://videosift.com/video/bunch-of-maggots-being-pulled-from-an-ear
*related=http://videosift.com/video/Earwax-And-Insect-Ear-Removal
*related=http://videosift.com/video/Cockroach-Inside-Human-Ear-Nice-Halloween-puke-Video
*related=http://videosift.com/video/Doctor-I-have-something-in-my-ear
Guy has sore ear after swimming, found this
siftbotbunch of maggots being pulled from an ear has been added as a related post - related requested by lucky760.
Earwax And Insect Removal has been added as a related post - related requested by lucky760.
Cockroach Inside Human Ear! Nice Halloween *puke* Video.. has been added as a related post - related requested by lucky760.
Doctor, I have something in my ear. has been added as a related post - related requested by lucky760.