Please, you're giving Puddles a bad name.

Take a good look folks, this is probably the last time Puddles will be seen alive.

My 4 year old cat just recently started to eating his kills. A few weeks ago I watched him consume a rabbit. Last week I was chilling on the deck and he presented a dead mouse. A minute later there was only a puddle of blood.

Chivalry is NOT dead.

The mud puddles are just more dangerous and the cloaks are 75ft long.

I'll be voting for the Pity Parties candidate this year. Puddle For President!
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Figured you might want to see this. http://videosift.com/video/Stressed-Out-Twenty-One-Pilots-Cover-ft-Puddles-Pity-Party

How did i miss this? Puddles voice gets me every time.

Here is the song by Twenty One Pilots

Definitely don't try this at home. He has a snorkel so his engine won't ingest water and hydrolock, cracking the cylinders and ruining the engine. A normal car would be done in that much water. Some sports cars with a low cold air intake pipe can't even drive through puddles.

Yea, we're looking at a horrible mosquito year unless we can stop the retard next door from nuking his pond again. We got him to stop last year and you wouldn't believe the size of the dragon flies. Mosquitoes were decimated. Ironically, he was doing it to kill the mosquitoes... We proved to him that DFs need the pond to develop, whereas any puddle or bucket of water is enough for mosquitoes.

Gosh, I love DFs. They're like the A10 Warthogs of the fight against getting bit to death...

Howdy Pardon for interrupting. Yes, Puddles is here in Adelaide for our annual Fringe Festival -> link. And that pie & sauce Youtube video had to have been filmed here in Adelaide as well, as the ketchup was a homebrand from Foodland, which is a local independent South Australian supermarket

Yes Actually I haven't had a pie for years.

I can tell you that Puddles' pie was cold! If it was actually hot it would've dripped all over him. He does get a few points though for putting on the correct amount of dead horse (tomato sauce).

Tags for this video have been changed from 'buh, puddle, work out' to 'buh, puddle, work out, conan obrien' - edited by messenger

What exactly is valid about gamergate...?

Anyway. These people who can see all privilege except their own, who make mountains out of every molehill, who can't seem to understand nuance, martyrs without a cause... wait - I've forgotten which side of this retarded bullshit I am I talking about. The only people I can think of who whine more about nothing of real consequence than those misguided campaigner types...are those misguided campaigner types. Could you get any more #1stworldproblem than white guys complaining about integrity in games journalism? (please do enlighten me if there is something more to that besides that charade)

Honestly enoch. I don't know you, but you still mystify me completely. I can't reconcile the person who watches and posts these videos with the one who has responded to comments with respect, and even sometimes concession. How do you watch these things without your brain cells forming a puddle around your feet? Are there people who abuse political correctness? Yes, of course - people will and do abuse the best things in life. Like trust or love or welfare or selfies or god knows what else. Is the answer to brand all of these are evil tools of oppression? or, you know, to take a more, err, nuanced position and accept that a few entitled fucks doesn't invalidate occupy, or feminism, or black lives matter etc etc.

gamergate is still retarded though. That shit invalidates itself

I'm rambling. I wish I was a better at this.

PMJ - Mad World - feat Puddles Pity Party and Haley Reinhart has been added as a related post - related requested by Fantomas on that post.