↑^^There's only one party dude. The government of the U.S. has been an aristocracy for some time now-The illusion of the difference in parties is part of the particular brand of collective psychosis in the U.S.-
Schizophrenia translates roughly as "shattered mind" and comes from the Greek "schizo" "to split" or "to divide"-
"Insanity is a perfectly natural adjustment to a totally unnatural and negative environment."-R.D.Laing
Psychotic states are simply an attempt to adjust. If your world is irrational and insane and you are doing your best to adjust to it-It is merely a symptom, like crime-don't treat the symptom.
In the global psychosis we find ourselves in there are so many levels of compensation, that to the somewhat sane individual, the world seems frighteningly linear and deleteriously so. Waking up from the boot stomping on a human face forever is a rough trip we need to take the planet on collectively, before the boot is unable to be removed....

Why should I waste my time roasting a man whose single greatest accomplishment will be leaving a tiny, bloated corpse in some eastern europe harbor?

I've known Roland for many years now and one thing that really stands out is .. hmm. In any case, since his suicide attempt, after the rape scandal, he has really been on the up and up and has played Mafia Wars on facebook more than anyone else, ever, ever. It's a good thing there's not real social aspect to that, since his "skills" in that aren't quite "maxed out". If you understod that, pat yourself on the shoulder you're in the cool crowd now. We're special.

Roland has no real accomplishments or talents, so it's hard to nail him on something - unlike his "walk in the park" with a 13 year old boy that one fateful evening in 2004 - but I digress. His utter lack of anything has led to a spiral of depression, that we have to stop before it leads to things like drugs and.. I suppose we're to late for that. Well, at least we have to close the borders of Slowenia so the "kulpims syndrome" hit the rest of us. Already, I see posters in here spouting angry things at the moon, crying in their deep psychosis. How could you people start this? @therealblankman I blame you for this atrocity. I would say "a pox on you", but you have to enjoy what little time you have left before the leprecy takes your genitals.

This isn't really a roast, it's an intervention to stop the sadness from spreading. And it's damn near impossible. Already, I'm nearly tearing up from it. I would weep for Roland, because of his sad life, but honestly I just don't care. Maybe, some day he will amount to something, but in that shithole of a country there's little chance for redemption.

Go to America, Roland, go there and improve on your life. Live up to the American Dream of slavery and hardship, increase your weekly salary to almost $10. Go, live, procreate with the wildlife. I believe in you, Jesus loves you, and stay the fuck out of Denmark, you hippie.

Scary: Pat Robertson and religious nutjobs believe that candy can be possessed by demonic forces.
Scarier: People actually believe them.
Scariest: Some kid out there is going to wind up victim to his/her parents psychosis and get an axe in the head because the ate a Twizzler. (Give it time....give it time.)

I, for one, welcome our new Choggish overlord.

Psychosis is good for the soul.

>> ^peggedbea: i bet they could find people honest about it.

We have four groups:

A: pot smokers who say they do
B: non-pot-smokers who say they do
C: pot smokers who say they don't
D: non-pot-smokers who say they don't

I'll take it as given that B is small in this context, since the act is illegal.
The real problem is telling C from D. Based on usage statistics C is probably much larger than D.

So if you have a room full of people who claim not to smoke pot, how do you tell who is telling the truth.

Without a proper control any claims about the effect of pot on psychosis are baseless. We end up with an "everyone who eats carrots dies" hypothesis, which while "true" is not insightful.

And did the "non-pot-smoking" control group have the same level of psychosis variance among the three groups? Alternately did the researchers realize that they were not going to be able to reliably find people who had not used pot?

>> ^Pprt:
His name was Gamil Rodrigue Gharbi, and he was heavily influenced by his Muslim father's misogyny.


He was raised Roman Catholic. His father abused him. Moved out when he was 7. Ceased all contact with the family. Various sources show he had either a severe personality disorder or psychosis induced by the abuse suffered from his father. Claiming this is somehow connected with Islam is pulling at straws.

Horrible.

"In an interview, Capt. Richard Conklin of the Stamford Police said that Travis, 14, was believed to have Lyme disease, a tick-borne bacterial infection that in rare cases has been linked to psychosis, severe anxiety and delusional behavior. Travis had been in an agitated state most of the day Monday, and at one point his owner took the unusual step of giving him tea laced with Xanax in an attempt to calm him down, Capt. Conklin said."

"Ah Winston, it's ok"..^^

VET; "so tell me, when did Winston first start showing signs of psychosis"?

Not sure. Nixon was an evil bastard. An acid trip might have helped him to see the error of his ways, but then again, it might have driven him into an even deeper and more paranoid state of psychosis.

I've known a few uncool guys who tripped, and they were just as uncool and jerky after the experience as they were before.

^Wrong again, my friend. I never mentioned that I thought you were a marijuana user. I was referring to other comments made by... potheads. I'm sorry if you felt wrongly accused.

Do you need citations? Okay, here:

A 2007 study by the Canadian government found cannabis smoke contained more toxic substances than tobacco smoke. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7150274.stm

Cannabis use has been assessed by several studies to be correlated with the development of anxiety, psychosis and depression.
http://www3.interscience.wiley.com/journal/118739270/abstract?C
RETRY=1&SRETRY=0

Links between long-term use and incidence of heart attacks, strokes, as well as abnormalities in the amygdala and hippocampus regions of the brain.
http://www.cbc.ca/health/story/2008/05/13/pot-stroke.html

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews
/story/CTVNews/20080602/marijuana_effects_080602/20080602?hub=Health

It has been estimated by the United Nations Office for Drug Control and Crime Prevention that over 140 million people worldwide use marijuana. Their study has shown that marijuana is the second most common drug found in the bloodstream of those who have suffered fatal injuries.
http://www.ehow.com/about_4688712_harmful-effects-marijuana.html

Medical Marijuana? The National Multiple Sclerosis Society states that there is no convincing evidence that marijuana provides any health benefits for those with MS.
http://www.nationalmssociety.org/index.aspx

Legalization advocates point to marijuana's many claimed health benefits, such as the possible reduction of cancerous tumor growths, decrease in the number of spasms in Parkinson's and epilepsy patients, and that it is useful in the treatment of wasting syndrome caused by AIDS. However, in a study conducted by the Institute of Medicine in 1999, it was concluded that there is no medical value attached to marijuana in the treatment of these conditions. It is the belief of the British Medical Association that due to these widespread misconceptions, the public has been fooled into believing that marijuana is safe to use, when in actuality its effects have been proven harmful to health.
http://www.iom.edu/CMS/3775/5608/14066.aspx

In 1982, the National Academy of Sciences conducted a study on the health effects of marijuana on the body. The study spanned a period of 15 months, and in its closing statement says, "...the scientific evidence published to date indicates that marijuana has a broad range of psychological and biological effects, some of which, at least under certain circumstances, are harmful to a person's health."
http://www.druglibrary.org/schaffer/Library/studies/nas/AMPMenu.htm

...and one of my favorites:
One study that was published in 'Neurology,' conducted by Dr. Lambros Messinis, neurologist for University Hospital of Patras in Greece, concluded that the longer a person used marijuana, the greater the deterioration of their cognitive abilities such as their ability to remember important facts and their ability to learn new things.
http://www.neurology.org/cgi/reprint/67/10/1902
http://www.redorbit.com/news/health/426691/marijuana_again_
tied_to_memory_problems/

If you'd like more examples of how boneheaded this debate is, I will gladly throw a few together when I have 10 more minutes.

Just like pipp3355, I see that there are some major problems with this "experiment."

The subject even admitted that he had a more difficult time and he had to make an effort to concentrate harder.
The host admitted that the study was in NO WAY scientific or empirical.

Even though there wasn't much of any science in the video, you can find some science below:

According to the FDA, 249 medical marijuana patients were killed between 1/1/97 - 6/30/05. Marijuana, cannibis, and other Cannabinoids are listed as the secondary cause of death. It is unclear in the study how many people were prescribed marijuana between those dates.

From Wikipedia: "...a recent study by the Canadian government found cannabis contained more toxic substances than tobacco smoke. It contained 20 times more ammonia, (a carcinogen), five times more hydrogen cyanide (which can cause heart disease) and nitrous oxides, (which can cause lung damage) than tobacco smoke.

Cannabis use has been linked to exacerbating the effects of psychosis, schizophrenia, bronchitis, and emphysema by several peer-reviewed studies for those who are vulnerable to such illnesses based on personal or family history.

In July 2007, British medical journal The Lancet published a study that indicates that cannabis users have, on average, a 41% greater risk of developing psychosis than non-users. The risk was most pronounced in cases with an existing risk of psychotic disorder, and was said to grow up to 200% for the most-frequent users.

While the long term and heavy use of cannabis is not linked to the severe or grossly debilitating cerebral effects associated with chronic heavy alcohol abuse, it has been LINKED to more subtle IMPAIRMENT associated with MEMORY, ATTENTION, AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION.

These mental impairments are likely the cause of the delusions that many marijuana users have about themselves while high. It's baffling that they can think for a minute that they have greater cognative abilities and sharper reflexes while under the influence of a drug that causes depressant and hallucinogenic side effects. The fact that cannibus use lowers blood pressure, impairs psychomotor coordination, hinders one's ability to concentrate, and negatively effects short-term memory is not up for debate. These things have been proven time and time again.


If it doesn't kill you, it will most certainly make you as dumb as a bag of nails.

>> ^Retroboy:
Fast forward to 1:32. Anyone else immediately think "Fargo"?


Actually, she reminded me more of Kathy Bates in 'Misery'.

"Now you listen here, Mister Man! There so is too a god, and he's gonna kick your butt! God can't not be not real! He CAN'T!!" (shakes head while looking down, visibly disappearing back into her own psychosis)

I was just waiting for her to raise a sledgehammer into the shot.

pure psychosis.

Its all in your head.

The matrix feeling. Is this real, am I here? Is this my body? Blah blah.

In short, you need your body parts, whether you think you don't need them or not.

This is a brain disorder, and I think its a lack of a strong mind.

Drug induced psychosis?