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Jeff Sessions Tells Prosecutors:Prosecute Drugs More Harshly

PlayhousePals says...

I long to see a majority of the Trump administration gettin' poked in the pokey ... particularly this smarmy keebler elf troll. Certainly not out of the realm of possibility.

Why do your shoelaces come untied?

hamsteralliance says...

I think it's just getting the knot really tight, to where you'd need to poke a pointed tool into the knot to undo it. Which is just a lot of hand tightening and then flexing it with your foot and the tongue of the shoe to really lock it in place. At least I've had success with just doing that with all my shoes over the years.

ant said:

What's your secret to keeping them tied forever? Mine always come off. I can't tie shoes due to my disabilities.

Bill Maher - President Crazypants

MilkmanDan says...

Interesting to see the backstory -- I thought this was a new thing with the campaign.

Choosing to poke him about it because they know it is easy to get a rise out of him is understandable, but still rather juvenile. I just feel like it is better for "serious" media to focus on the serious screwups -- of which there are plenty.

But in any case, Trump definitely isn't helping himself by playing right into their hands and throwing tantrumps (TM) about every slight.

entr0py said:

The tiny hands stuff has an interesting history though, I like spy magazine's original framing as "short -fingered vulgarian, Donald Trump". The sole reason this trolling has gone on for 30 years is he reacts to it in such amusingly childish ways.

http://www.npr.org/2016/03/07/469209254/decades-later-spy-magazine-founders-continue-to-torment-trump

Bill Plympton's Couch Gag

In the good ol' days

bobknight33 says...

The good ol days pictured were democrats fucking with blacks.

Seems today Democrats are using blacks as their stoolies to get poked at by Trumpsters.

Either way its democrats using black for their own gain.

Bill Burr vs Lea DeLaria

poolcleaner says...

I'm married to the less butch Asian version of this woman. I am the bitch (and I totally accept the role) so I shut the fuck up when butch is in bitch mode. She likes being made fun of though so it works. Bill knows what's going on and he knows that it can be prodded but not poked too hard or it's on. It's not good when it's on. No one wins. Especially in the war between logic and aesthetic.

Bill Maher - Milo Yiannopoulos Interview

enoch says...

i see a ton of my right leaning friends post milo..milo...milo..
as if he is some bastion of brilliant conservative thinking.

the man is a professional troll.
his ability to make those on the extreme left absolutely LOSE their shit is practically an artform.

milo is smart,very smart and when he argues free speech,and the philosophical inconsistencies that bubble up from the ultra left,he is brilliant.you have to give him that,but at the end of the day...

milo is simply an entertainer,and to give him any higher of a status other than entertainer is simply being dishonest.

he pokes the hornets nest,and does so with flair,wit and an almost scalpel like accuracy.

but he is by no means an intellectual powerhouse.

and the fact that so many of my friends kneel at the altar of milo is a tad disconcerting.

Keanu Reeves reveals plot details of Bill & Ted 3

LukinStone says...

Me too, I thought the second one was a great sequel, poked fun at itself and had a ton of subtle lit and history jokes. Depends on the script of course, but,I think it could be really fun to see another installment. We'll see.

Ending Free Speech-Elizabeth Warren Silenced In Senate

enoch says...

@worm
ha! touche'

i come from a different perspective.
i am the dude sitting on the bench watching the ultra left and ultra right collectively pee themselves,but over such inane,and partisan of political perfunctory reasons.

the ultra left are a gaggle of cry-babies who see racism,sexism and misogyny everywhere,and they openly seek to shut down conversations and discussions by accusation of the very thing they are supposedly fighting for.

the ultra right..however...

are equally detestable in their faux hyper-nationalism,super patriotism authoritarianism.jesus came to earth so you could drive a beamer...but ONLY if your american.

who wet their wee panties at even the slightest thought of a brown person coming to take away their god given right to be a gun toting,cheetos flavored,ignorant twat.

they just LOVE to take credit for accomplishments that they never had a part in,nor had the balls to even attempt.

i am ex-military,and every right winger..and i mean EVERY right winger i know..never served a day.

so i get your point mate.
it is rather hilarious in an existential way,how both the right and left and so unabashedly unaware of their own hypocrisy.

the ultra left have chosen to fight racism,sexism and misogyny by..../drum roll....

shutting down free speech by not only calling everyone who disagrees a :racist,sexist and misogynist,but by also attempting to legislate the very language we use...you know..to communicate.

whereas the ultra right have become such boot lickers due to their own xenophobic fears of everything:different,other and strange that they literally piss themselves at even the mention of brown people,and appear to be willing to sacrifice every civil right,just so they can feel "safe".

they hide behind the flag and hyper-patriotism but thats all bullshit...they are simply trying to hide the pee stains on their camos.they hate brown people with the same viciousness that they hate the godless liberals.

they band together under the banner of jesus,god and country and state..quite loudly..that they will FIGHT sharia law in america.

while seemingly noble,it belies the fact that nobody is trying to impose sharia law in the USA,but holy jesus on a fuck stick,do they drool over the thought of having a "christian" nation,with "christian" values and "christian" laws.

so DOWN with sharia law (which there is no evidence)
and UP with christian theocracy! (which there is AMPLE evidence of).

the hyper ultra political extensions have taken control of my countries political discussion.

a gaggle of bed wetting cry-babies who dominate this hyper-partisan narrative.

and i am just sitting over here laughing my ass off at the almost surreal absurdity of what has become of my nation.

if you still think the fight is between liberal vs conservative,then i submit you have not been paying attention.

you been taken.
you been had.
you have been sold a bill of bullshit goods that has more place on a daily soap opera than in our political discussion.

the simple fact is this:
liberals WON the moral argument,but they never got the memo.
and the conservatives forgot who they were and sought solace in the arms of a corporate jesus with the face of joel olsteen.

my country has now entered the stage of farce.
we are a fucking joke.

but feel free to keep on poking liberals..

and liberals..

keep on poking conservatives.

and i shall sit here feeding the pidgeons laughing my ass off at both of you.

Liberal Redneck - Muslim Ban

Asmo says...

/giggle

To add some extra context, the 1 in 20 reply was after an Australian minister in the current government said we were wrong to support Lebanese immigration back in the 70's because of 27 some odds 'accused of terrorist support' types in modern Australia. Someone fired back the 1 in 20 statistic to poke holes in what has been a generally good thing for Australia, ie. integration of other cultures.

The rhetoric from the minister dried up pretty fast, because the figures were so awfully unbalanced that no sane person could try to continue to make the point without making a complete fool of themselves. Trump obviously doesn't have that problem (well, doesn't seem to care if he does make a bigger horses ass of himself).

newtboy said:

Absolute hyperbole and false equivalency.
Those pedophiles aren't radicalized, so they don't count. Only Muslim pedophiles are evil, those 1/20 Catholic priests are all clinically insane and so not to blame.

What is it about Catholicism that it makes normal people act like they have mental issues?

Young man walks 10 miles in snow for job interview -

C-note says...

Carefully crafted passive aggressive slap in the face to blacks and colored people, with a special poke in the eye to Black Lives Matter. This is as "american" as it gets.

Last Week Tonight Season 4 Promo

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The Polls Tighten with Six Days Left: A Closer Look

poolcleaner says...

If that's true all the Trump staffers will be poke trainers, vampires, ghouls, witches, and people with their faces painted like kitties.

notarobot said:

Here's a poll that recently emerged about the election.

http://us.blastingnews.com/news/2016/10/president-donald-trump-emerges-via-halloween-masks-sales-accurate-prediction-since-nixon-001206445.htm

In short, the sale of Halloween masks of presidential candidates has predicted every election since Nixon when tracking began, and Hillary did not win with trick-or-treators.

You're F*ckin' High

eric3579 says...

I think it's just poking fun at a small vocal group of people who are spouting this. Nothing more or less.

coolhund said:

Uhm so what is that clip supposed to tell us? That all liberal voters are hypocrites? Idiots? Manipulative scum? What is Aleppo?
Because I dont see anything else.



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