Parnell always makes me laugh. I thought his gags were always off the wall, especially the Winery Tour with the Cork suckers!!

thats ya sloot.

Chris Parnell,Farm Sluts those defining tags never jumped out at ya ?

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>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

I like it, BR. Soundcloud embeds would be revolutionary.


It seemed to work when Carnival linked me one in a private message, although its still new and shiny and scares me.

I think you DFT would be better off spending your time thinking about this :

Poor Parnell. I went to the library website and reserved one of his books. I won't buy one, but I'll read it.

heh, no problem. I'm a lonely island fan AND a roots fan. I got a big grin out of that video

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Someone's been in my PQ, I see. Thanks, residue.

In reply to this comment by residue:
Are you fucking kidding me, this is awesome. I love me some roots
the jorma, kiv cameo is clutch too

*promote

heh, no problem. I'm a lonely island fan AND a roots fan. I got a big grin out of that video

>> ^Sarzy:

Someone's been in my PQ, I see. Thanks, residue.
In reply to this comment by residue:
Are you fucking kidding me, this is awesome. I love me some roots
the jorma, kiv cameo is clutch too
promote

Someone's been in my PQ, I see. Thanks, residue.

In reply to this comment by residue:
Are you fucking kidding me, this is awesome. I love me some roots
the jorma, kiv cameo is clutch too

*promote

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He sor>> ^deathcow:
The dude who walks in the door at the end so reminds me of a modern young actor... who the hell is it.


Sorta looks like Chris Parnell to me. Colin Hanks maybe.

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’.
Hello?
What up, Parns?
Yo Samberg, what’s crackin’?
You thinking what I’m thinkin?
NARNIA.
Man, it’s happenin’.
But first my hunger pains are stickin’ like duct tape.
Let’s hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery’s got all da bomb frostins.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, BAKERS DOZEN.
I told you that I’m crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, where’s the movie playin’?
Upper west side, dude.
Well, let’s hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
That’s a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHERF***
It’s the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yo, stop at the deli.
The theater’s over-priced.
You’ve got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Don’t want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
I’ll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin’ like she never seen a $10 before.
It’s all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and I’m ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying, what we’re handlin’.
You can call us Aaron Burr.
From the way we’re droppin’ Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats.
Movie trivias the illest.
Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast it was scary scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it’s gonna get tragic.
We’re bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with…
the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia

I was inspired to post this after seeing youdiejoe's post here: http://www.videosift.com/video/Britney-Spears-Rap-Chris-Parnell-on-SNL

...which, by the way is sadly dead. I was trying to find a working link for his when I stumbled upon this.

I'll keep lookin'!

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