>> ^r10k:

Oh right... is that supposed to somehow convince me you know what you're talking about? Wait, don't bother answering that. Of course it is. Carry on in ignorance and confusion, by all means. That is the Videosift way.
EDIT: I see 'oh right' is the term of the day. Well done us.


You haven't actually presented any argument in anything you've said. You're only saying "look at things properly" and "this is typical of videosift".

What's proper? Enlighten us. What is it exactly that you think the majority of sifters believe? Also, judging by most controversial video threads, sifters couldn't agree their way out of a friggin' paper bag.

>> ^enoch:

nice friends she has there.
"hey..here is a good idea.sally is starting to loop into a bad trip.let's put her in a confined area with crappy music and leave her alone".
great work retards.
here is what i think based on almost no information,but i'll take a swipe anyways.
something happened while this girl was starting to peak.maybe it was intentional by some douchebag or her mind perceived something in the wrong context and it kicked her mind into a loop.(think a scratched cd skipping).
the worst and LAST thing you ever want to do with a friend in that situation is to leave them ALONE with their own mind.
you get that person,as gently and calmly,to another location with different scenery and different sounds.
talk that person down..
no..you are not having a heart attack it is in your head.
no..your face is the same as it was an hour ago and is not peeling off.look in the mirror? see?
mirrors are $$$ btw in this situation but only after you have calmed the person down.they will just trip out on themselves for hours.
a calm voice and sincere compassion can go a long ways in helping someone steer clear,or out of,a bad trip.
there are also times when you are too late and the person is in a full blown psychotic break.
in that case all you can do is stay close,keep watch and many times just hold them and tell them it will be ok,even if they dont recognize you.
my sons are grown and since they are MY sons i hold no illusions that they will not(and already have in some instances) experiment with hallucinagens.my advice has always been the same:
KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE PUTTING IN YOUR BODY.
because by what i have seen evidenced here is that these retards couldn't find there way out of a paper bag with a flame thrower.
they have done their friend a huge disservice by their ignorance.
not the first time i have seen it though.
i kinda feel sorry for that poor girl.
eight hours of the same thing playing over and over and over.
whatever mind-altering perception she could have experienced is toast due to friends being retarded.
fucking ass-wipes,may they lick the balls of a syphillis infected rhinocerous.


My sentiments as well, avoid the loops through proper psycho-navigation-some folks do this naturally, others need the coach-once your are in familiar territory, things are fine.....sometimes! Whoa, ok, not always that predictable....when in doubt, curl up in dark ball....mmmmmmmmmmmmm dark ball!

nice friends she has there.
"hey..here is a good idea.sally is starting to loop into a bad trip.let's put her in a confined area with crappy music and leave her alone".
great work retards.

here is what i think based on almost no information,but i'll take a swipe anyways.
something happened while this girl was starting to peak.maybe it was intentional by some douchebag or her mind perceived something in the wrong context and it kicked her mind into a loop.(think a scratched cd skipping).
the worst and LAST thing you ever want to do with a friend in that situation is to leave them ALONE with their own mind.
you get that person,as gently and calmly,to another location with different scenery and different sounds.
talk that person down..
no..you are not having a heart attack it is in your head.
no..your face is the same as it was an hour ago and is not peeling off.look in the mirror? see?
mirrors are $$$ btw in this situation but only after you have calmed the person down.they will just trip out on themselves for hours.
a calm voice and sincere compassion can go a long ways in helping someone steer clear,or out of,a bad trip.
there are also times when you are too late and the person is in a full blown psychotic break.
in that case all you can do is stay close,keep watch and many times just hold them and tell them it will be ok,even if they dont recognize you.

my sons are grown and since they are MY sons i hold no illusions that they will not(and already have in some instances) experiment with hallucinagens.my advice has always been the same:
KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE PUTTING IN YOUR BODY.
because by what i have seen evidenced here is that these retards couldn't find there way out of a paper bag with a flame thrower.
they have done their friend a huge disservice by their ignorance.
not the first time i have seen it though.
i kinda feel sorry for that poor girl.
eight hours of the same thing playing over and over and over.
whatever mind-altering perception she could have experienced is toast due to friends being retarded.
fucking ass-wipes,may they lick the balls of a syphillis infected rhinocerous.

>> ^spoco2:
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
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lly spoco? For fuck's sake, man! Am I really crazy to think that danny0U812's 'metaphorical' threat of a beatdown on longe was not one of the dumber comments in recent history? It would be lame enough coming from someone with enough fortitude to back up the threat, let alone someone who'd be lucky to get even odds against a wet paper bag. If calling this stupid comment out makes me the bad guy, so be it. Bwahahahaha.......


See, that's the problem, you took the negative view of what he said. YOU thought him saying he would move to the front of the bus meant that in the end he would end up beating longe... whereas the way I took it, and the way he meant it, was that he was just moving away from the altercation, which is what EBM did... it's why I tend to 'side' with EBM if anyone in this sad video because he tried to move away and diffuse the situation.
If you like to think the absolute worst of people all the time and rather than take it as a moving away from conflict, take it as a call to arms, well I'm afraid that almost any situation must seem like people are trying to start a fight.


OK. Now shine my shoes, boy.

It kind of cracks me up how we are using the acronym 'EBM' without a hint of irony in semi-serious discussion. Lucky needs design a "WWEBMD?" shirt.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
Really spoco? For fuck's sake, man! Am I really crazy to think that danny0U812's 'metaphorical' threat of a beatdown on longe was not one of the dumber comments in recent history? It would be lame enough coming from someone with enough fortitude to back up the threat, let alone someone who'd be lucky to get even odds against a wet paper bag. If calling this stupid comment out makes me the bad guy, so be it. Bwahahahaha.......




See, that's the problem, you took the negative view of what he said. YOU thought him saying he would move to the front of the bus meant that in the end he would end up beating longe... whereas the way I took it, and the way he meant it, was that he was just moving away from the altercation, which is what EBM did... it's why I tend to 'side' with EBM if anyone in this sad video because he tried to move away and diffuse the situation.

If you like to think the absolute worst of people all the time and rather than take it as a moving away from conflict, take it as a call to arms, well I'm afraid that almost any situation must seem like people are trying to start a fight.

Really spoco? For fuck's sake, man! Am I really crazy to think that danny0U812's 'metaphorical' threat of a beatdown on longe was not one of the dumber comments in recent history? It would be lame enough coming from someone with enough fortitude to back up the threat, let alone someone who'd be lucky to get even odds against a wet paper bag. If calling this stupid comment out makes me the bad guy, so be it. Bwahahahaha.......

Serious people can tell there is nothing to her like there is most of the people in politics.

To say she's nothing but talking points requires putting bias-blinders on regarding her record. As far as I can see, Palin has not been just talk in regards to cutting budgets. Not saying she's the person to vote for, but to say that "there's nothing there" is both inaccurate and disingenous. She has a record of doing the stuff she's recommending. Could she do that for the entire Republican PARTY? Pht - not bloodly likely. The GOP is so full of RINOs right now that no real fiscal conservative could do anything with it.

Lower taxes isn't always better, but holding the government to an extremely high standard of making sure that our tax dollars are used responsibly is.

That's a fair way to put it. There are SOME taxes that are useful, but the pendulum has definitely swung in the wrong direction and we're long overdue for a massive correction in our "government bubble" (as I call it).

To me, Palin was a poorly planned gimmick response to Hillary being a force in the primaries before the election.

Hmm - I'd say Palin was a desperate attempt by McCain to appeal to his base. When Obama ousted Hillary, McCain ended up looking like a doddering old liberal RINO coot who couldn't sell himself out of a paper bag. He needed a big jolt to his base. Enter Palin, who was both socially and fiscally more conservative than McCain. Too little too late though because (as you note) the Republican party no longer has any real interest or loyalty to fiscally conservative principles.

She created that visage herself by saying things like that she has foreign policy experience because she can see Russia from her house.

Uh - no - you are repeating a long debunked lie perpetuated by neolibs. Her actual quote is "You can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska." What you are quoting - to your everlasting shame - is a SNL skit. You know - a parody. At no point did Palin ever say she could see Russia from her house or backyard. And yet neolibs with Liberal Derangement Syndrome actually beleive that's what she said and meant. But that's what ideologues do. They take quotes out of context, they massage them into grotesque parodies, and then pretend they're truth. Every person in the public eye does & says stuff that is ripe for parodies & poking fun. Obama has made some HUMDINGERS. But only a brain-washed, biased, fool takes the parodies and pretends they're reality.

Now - the more I see Palin the less I think of her as a candidate. I just think she's not fully baked yet. She gets that tight sort of clench in her voice and just seems nervous. She's not easy & comfortable - probably because she hasn't had enough experience. She needs more time, and the book tour may help her get over it. She's got the right goals. She needs to get her sea legs before she's a serious contender though.

I like Grayson, but I think he's wearing a paper bag.

Yeah, fuck people who are hungry. The should buy a sandwich. And fuck kids who can't read good. They should be ashamed of themselves for not reading better. And fuck old people who can't get good health care. Maybe they're fucking alzheimers made them forget to get it. And fuck kids with autism, pfft, little brats just need a good smack. And fuck people who trade in their gigantic SUVs for fuel-efficient cars. What idiots! And fuck people who smile at each-other instead of scowling all the time. And fuck paper bags too, for that matter.

Stupid lefty neolibs with all their brain-washing, feel-good, self-improvement bullshit. Don't they know we like the world just the way that it is right now? Fucked up! YEAUGHHY. HAIL SATAN!

Yet again, a political commentator spinning crap to get people riled up. Sure, it seemed like a ban on plastic bags was a bit trivial for the UN, but if it is really the second most common form of coastal litter, and disrupting the food chain AS BECK HIMSELF SAID, then maybe it's actually kinda important? Or, REALLY IMPORTANT, considering we humans depend on that very food chain for our survival???

Even if it was true that we stopped using paper bags from environmental concerns, it is perfectly reasonable that the next thing we try could be worse for us in the long run. Even if the re-usable bags we are now using turn out to be worse, does that mean we should stop trying to come up with something better? What sort of sick, backward world do you live in? Oh, yeah, the party of "no".

Wait everybody! Glenn Beck isn't comfortable with change! Let's all go back to living the way we did when he was a kid so that he'll feel better about himself!

Yeah, Beck, I got that twitch you are talking about. You are causing it.

Dear Mr. Beck, paper bags "went out" because they cost more than plastic bags. But the cost of the environmental damages done by plastic is "externalized", as they say. Future generations will love you.

^ You're all correct Matthews couldn't 'own' a paper bag, but 'fumble a challenge' was too big for the title.

I'm glad to see that Jay Leno's acting ability is exactly as refined as his comedy.

The man couldn't funny his way out of a paper bag.

I like that he put it on by accident, found out he can take it off, and then decided he likes the world better with a paper bag covering his head

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