Can't imagine not using everything possible from a beaver-So many pelts were used for winter gear with that rodent that some trapper probably figured that one out all alone, near a frozen river.....Nom, nom, nom.

About a week ago I opened my wallet at a bar or a bank or something, and I received a compliment for having a library card in my wallet. O.G. Huntington Beach and Westminster Library card holder representin'!

Before the internet, the common man was dumber than shit and my edge was that I read books at the library. In fact, it was NOT cool to know things about things.

Now I'm comparitively dumb because motherfuckers be like "3rd law of thermodynamics, pssshhh, I know EVERYTHING bout that." /ALTAVISTA

I mean, that's cool that people know things now --but, damn, having that edge was really nice.

And then I had the internet and no one did, and my edge was even huger. I made bank designing shitty ass webpages for shitty ass old people with shitty ass businesses. Now everyone gots it and the people with money laid down the pressure and it's a machine of controlled behavior and wallet squeezing. (I squeeze wallets for a living but it's more in sync with Winston Smith working for big bro.)

But I digress... Shhhhh, I'm on my iPhone -- nope, A BOOK.

Bring it back! Don't let Barnes & Nobles close dooooowwwwn. You may dis on the B&N, but that's part of the levee of popular opinion; how assholes of the future will monetize. If our corporate overlords and money trading thugs realize that books ain't selling, they won't hesitate to shut down a library. For the people. For the taxes. For God. You got a book. It's the bible now STFU.

Then we'll only have the internet and information will successfully be filtered down into an easily manipulated data stream -- which it is, but it's not fully there yet. We need to INTEGRATE FACEBOOK WITH EVERY ASPECT OF EXISTENCE.

Shut down all printing presses. When you pick up a book in the future it will turn to dust in your hands and then the CAVE PEOPLE WILL DEVOUR YOU.

Brains. Brains. Nom. Guts and gore. Your children will be eaten alive; torn to shreds, while blood flows out of their arteries into the machines of death.. Force fucked women of your sub-species impregnated by the semen of the dead in order to make more food. More foooooooooooooood -- YOUR PROGENY ARE FOOD.

And all because of the system which interrupts a motherfuck for reading a book.

I find it disappointing that most Americans are comfortable with the lies and corruption, the de-education and the screwing of the economy to keep the majority class subservient. I have no idea how you are ever going to wrestle back control of your own government now that the corporations and the elite run you and your country for you.

On the upside - I love the song and dance - *eats popcorn... Nom Nom Nom

*related=http://videosift.com/video/Kitty-Om-Nom-Vacuum-Cleaner

Kitty Om Nom Vacuum Cleaner has been added as a related post - related requested by Lann.

...user's nom de self post is the kitteh's name who is the sole subject of the 23 vids @ YT and featured by the YT user on other sites....let me see...OHHHHH, *ban.

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nom...nom.

Notwithstanding your impassioned and cogent plea, I withheld this comment not wishing to unduly influence the poster in question.

Fact of the matter is that I have endeavored as above in a number of such situations and the percentage of those who chose to become participatory and productive Sifters is very low.

Further, this poster, while feigning ignorance and disbelief in fact did both change their nom de self link and the title of the video...NOT the actions of an innocent.

Therefore...clickclickBANG...or...I could be wrong. In either case both the Sift and the self linker will survive.

Congratulations! Your video, Kitty Om Nom Vacuum Cleaner, has reached the #1 spot in the current Top 15 New Videos listing. This is a very difficult thing to accomplish but you managed to pull it off. For your contribution you have been awarded 2 Power Points.

This achievement has earned you your "Golden One" Level 5 Badge!

Your video, Kitty Om Nom Vacuum Cleaner, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Rather, agenda-oriented assholes attempting to fast-track any legislation which gives them more power and control of every aspect of a human's life. We have a President who's an obvious shill working according to his principles-(I.E. principle agents)

Hope Rand wins his party's nom. If he runs....Don't expect him to be treated with any more respect or air-time than his retired father, though....

What you may expect though, is another charade disguised as an election, and another piece of human garbage spending record amounts of money to brainwash a willing, retarded, and developmentally-disabled generation of so-called voters.

*AND* extremely helpful ... to the newcomers especially. I second [or third] that nom!

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Vid posted here 4 hours after YT post. Poster's nom de Sift is VIR. YT poster is viral todaytu.

Hmmm....Self link?