Best place for that molten shit.

*quality *promote the visceral fear of being pushed into molten lava by Mama Nature and the Tides.

Dang.

Was that... raining molten steel? I can understand the closing "ooouughhh!"

What happened?
Putting water on molten metal rarely turns out well....I'm assuming that's what happened here.

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There seems to be a mistake in the title. I would've accepted "John Oliver Leaves GM Dismembered in Satans Molten Rectum."

The only naval vessel to be captured and not returned back to British is in my hometown... It happened during the Crimean war, we built a simple wall and spread molten tar all over our beaches.. Pretty much impossible to get thru that mess.. It's still in there, the tar allthout it's slowly vanishing.. All the other coastal towns were ransacked but ours... We still have the boat but we'll give it back if shit hits the fan with out easter neighbor, who are spreading lies already that Finland wants to join Russia... Don't believe that nonsense, nothing could be further away from truth.

The fact that it is molten metal is pretty irrelevant, since I would argue that this is less painful than pesticides and most other ways to kill ants. Whether the ants should be killed at all is a whole other argument.

Fuck ants! I want to back up a truck of molten aluminum into the top of an orphanage!

It will be a silvery Pompeii of children! A work of art!

A10anis, comparing killing an anthill to the holocaust? Really? You're an idiot.

This guy never grew up. Pouring molten metal on living things is not cool. GPR + 3D printer would give you the same results.

Note to self: sculpt scene of a horribly drawn-and-quartered human corpse by the way of Alien Art aficionados, which focuses on their love and admiration for that special little way the entrails dribble out when you pour molten rock down the throat of a live specimen.

Between this and the classroom lesson utilizing consumer-available, DIY remote-control cockroaches, we've really got it coming to us.

Alternate title: Molten lava doesn't seem to melt empty can.

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