note to self: when attacking this guy, do not dress as a melon and sit five metres away from him.

Look at that melon go!

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Here is a list of things that can also power the Texas Instruments micro controller: Aardvarks, ants, apples, Avril Lavine, Breadfruit, baguettes, Brussel sprouts, Bark, Batteries, Coneys, Carpet, Cats, Crumbs, Crap, Dams (beaver or man-made), Droids, Energy, Flies, Fruit (any kind), Fire, F-words, Fusion reactors, Grenades, Gum, Guilt imposed on you by your ex, Hedgehogs, hemroids, hockey players, Ion engines, Jack in the box food, kinetic energy, killer bees, linen, locomotives, morose code, melons, Montgomery Burns, name calling, nebula, noogies, and anything you can find in a grocery store or McDonald's.

I'm sorry I just can't... can't... can;.t't....... c'cc......

Ahh damn!! overwhelmed by lady melons

My favourite Die Hard TV edit comes from the third one, where they replaced Samuel L. Jackson's "motherfucker" with "melon farmer". There were some other good ones, too (like changing John McLane's sign in Harlem to "I hate everybody").

In English, the song is called, I'm fed up

Bubbles and water
Legs up for hours
My goldfish is under me
To bathe for hours
Makes my mouth water
I'm foamely ecstatic
It's not a problem
I lazy 'round
Bubbly and stubborn

I lazy 'round
Melon and water
Is just a dream
It makes me wonder
Is it a sin?
Bubbles and water
Legs up for hours
Bombs, you keep away from me!
Today lying low
Twisting up my toes
I swim in such harmony
So what bothers me:

Chorus :
I'm fed up with loneliness
With my uncle overstressed
Fumbling, crawling for something
That never shows, just a dream.
I'm fed up with creeps crying
Over the past, such a sin
Not to be cool, but a fool
If I could mess up their rules.
I'm fed up with your complaints
Baby, well I'm not a saint!
Fed up with the rain, the plane
That makes me throw up again.
I'm fed up with all cynics
Bathing caps and all critics
I'm fed up with being fed up! Poor me !

Bubbles and water
Legs up for hours
My goldfish still under me!
Delight of pleasures
Aquatic treasures
A place out of misery, my fantasy

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You added that in later! CHEAT! I SMELL CHEATING! oh man I am sad now... the melon chollie... its pendulum is swinging torwards despair.

What I meant to say was, what better symbols for *sexuality, than bananas and melons.

Upvote for bouncin' 'bananas y melones'. Those fruits always make me think of *sex, I mean *sexuality. Can't eat a banana with a straight face, really.

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Kittens are not supposed to eat melons! That's people food! It's not natural! Be gone devul kitty!

Kitty cats eating corn, and melons too??? Mrrrrow-row! Next thing ya know, we'll be taking over the world...

What I can't wrap the melon around, is why this type of look appeals to so many white folks. Blonde, doe-eyed, all that goddamn make-up....the girl that asked the question is cuter than this bimbo, and icing on the cake, for never past the first date. is her opening her mouth.....

all that make-up and finery??? She better enjoy it while it lasts....cause her ass is bound to be as big as her Max Factor bill, when she has 2 snot-nosers cut from the mold, running around her ankles in a few years.......