>> ^White:
my (lesbian) friend dated a vegetarian once. she said they taste better. i've never had the chance to date a vegetarian, so i'm taking her word for it.


its true, they do taste better.
things that make your semen taste..well... more palatable:
tomatoes
stinky cheeses
olives
pineapple
mango
papaya
honeydew melon

things that make your semen gag a girl and force her to hate you:
coffee
little debbies brownies
horseradish
arbys roast beef sandwiches
mexican food

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Hah, for a second there I thought she was squirting milk from her mammary gland.

>> ^dcmisha:
omfg did anyone else notice she was hitting those melons so hard that she was loosing parts of her hair? Granted, it took a few viewings before my focal point moved enough to notice.

omfg did anyone else notice she was hitting those melons so hard that she was loosing parts of her hair? Granted, it took a few viewings before my focal point moved enough to notice.

Conversation on Marijuana
Billy: You know, this weed, right? This weed should be totally, uhm, *puff* Like this weed, you see here, yeah? It should be legit to inhai, to shmo.. to do, right?
Jimmy: ... ... Yeah!
Billy: Cause you know.. the government, would like *puff*
Jimmy: Man, I'm hungry.
Billy: I was just about to say that, talking fridge!

The next day Jimmy was found with his brains scooped out by a melon baller.

Still think drugs are cool??

Brought to you by gwiz665's buzzkill service - if you have a buzz, I'll scoop out your brains.

Sorry to hear. My sister in law is preggers but she's past the sickness stuff and just looks like she swallowed a water melon. Agua sometimes helps me when I'm in a bad way. The body uses it to flush out whatever it is, and if you drink water and puke, it helps clean you out too and doesn't burn. This is male point of view, but who knows?

'At that moment I knew-- I knew the way you know about a good melon.'

I love antiquated phrases/expressions.

Have a glass of Kryptonite, Clark

Liquid Kryptonite recipe:

3/4 oz Midori Melon Liqueur
1 splash Vodka
3/4 oz Coconut Rum
3/4 oz Spiced Rum
3/4 oz Pineapple Juice

Kryptonite Directions
Combine ingredients with ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake and strain into a cocktail glass, and serve. ( I guess you could add a touch of green food coloring for show )

shame on them, using sex to sell.

nice melons.

no, it turns into a melon