Sorry, Mayberry was forcibly annexed and is now fully incorporated. Andy and Barney were both fired, and the new department defunded their pensions to pay for new military equipment. ;-)

I actually live in one of those small communities, the nearest town with a population over 1000 is the largest in California without a police department, Mckinleyville. Eureka police actually train to deescalate and follow that training mostly, but we still have incidents, and much worse we still have cops covering for each other, shielding criminal cops behind a blue wall of silence and lies. We don't have good apples turning them in and handing over hidden evidence.

"These people" might well mean 'the robbers'. Who else bangs on your door uninvited in the early morning (in the dark?) and refuses to leave until threatened with a gun? This is in Detroit, not Mayberry.

"Walker told WJBK TV that “she was like, ‘Why are you trying to break into my house?’ I was trying to explain to her that I was trying to get directions to Rochester High. And she kept yelling at me. Then the guy came downstairs, and he grabbed the gun,"
When the homeowner is clearly scared and screaming at you to leave, don't argue and keep trying to get inside.
Bang on my door at the break of dawn and refuse to leave, I won't give a warning shot, and I won't miss, race is not a factor.

Sounds to me like he was trying to rob them, got caught, and made up a ridiculous story about being lost and attacked for being black.


So many obvious fake racism claims posted lately that it seems nearly certain to me this is just more of the same. Let's see the full, unedited surveillance video, I bet it tells a different story.

Not kids or war on terror.

On a related note I never did understand why people on YouTube comment sections will get very very upset over how many people may have clicked on the Thumbs Down icon for a video they like. VERY upset to find that there are people in this world who don't like what they happen to like. I guess they call those Thumbs Down people "haters".

Opie needs to get out of Mayberry more often, is all I can say.

>> ^lurgee:

Sad day. Rest in peace, Andy Griffith, and thank you for showing us that the Mulberry way of life was the best way, even if we've forgotten.



Yes, it HAS been a long time, you've forgotten it was MAYberry.

RIP Andy G ... You are loved =o)

Sad day. Rest in peace, Andy Griffith, and thank you for showing us that the Mayberry way of life was the best way, even if we've forgotten.

edit: typo from stupid eyefone(smartphone, yeah right)

47 knots = 54.09 MPH

47 Don Knotts = Welcome to Mayberry!

Whatevah KRONOS! YOU are a mangy rodent w/ a bazooka!!! Neenerneenerneener

>> ^kronosposeidon:
You know things ain't right in Mayberry when a cat writes a congratulatory post for a dog; the first of which: Since when do cats type?

You know things ain't right in Mayberry when a cat writes a congratulatory post for a dog; the first of which: Since when do cats type?

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The robber looked like Otis the town drunk of Mayberry (Andy Griffith Show)

I would like to thank the Academy, my mom and dad, My beautiful wife, all my friends, tom servo, crow, and Joel, (but not Mike). Ator, Superman, the entire Minnesota Vikings football team, Artie, Barney Fife, the town of Mayberry, ABC, NBC,CBS, MSNBC, CIA, FBI, NSA, CNN, FCC, Wolverine, Firefly, Every G.I. Joe ever made, Bret Bretterson, Huckleberry hound, Yogi bear, and Optimus Prime. And everyone who made this possible. (sniff) I think I'm gonna cry.

"The embassy is being built by a Kuwaiti firm, First Kuwaiti General Trading & Contracting Co., which was awarded the contract after no U.S. company would meet the terms, the committee was told."

"[Rory J. Mayberry] said the men were basically "kidnapped by First Kuwaiti to work on the U.S. Embassy.""

You can't really blame the US government for this. I guess. Or maybe you can. I wonder what kind of "terms" the US companies didn't meet...

OK, I saw Mr. Ed, Mayberry RFD, Dick Van Dyke, Bonanza, . . . anyone else? My television consumption limit has been satisfied for another month!

Ok, if you must know, here's the story.

We were on the way home, 6 of us in my boyfriends' family station wagon. Exhausted from yelling 'Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuce' all night long, even the driver dozed off for a sec...big ol country sheriff's deputy pulled us over. I was asleep in the back and he grabbed me under the shoulders and hauled me out of the back of the car. "Y'all got any dope in heah? Sure smells funny..."

Anyway, they didn't find anything and the driver was sober so after a coupla hours in the county jail, I swear it was like the one in Mayberry, they let us go.

LOL.